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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until toi are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines toi see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to rejoindre in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make toi look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out

7. get as many cards as toi can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if toi see them again give them another card)

8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them annoncer that product

9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the Candy and when toi see chocolat repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate

10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away

11. Buy something (it has to be nourriture ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"

12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation plus ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy ou a girl?!" when they look at toi funny ou say something run away

13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle

14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff toi want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did toi find everything okay today?"

15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"

16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out

17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out

18. When toi got to the photo center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you

19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a minute then say: "hi, sorry about calling toi fat.. Do toi want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction

20. Ask the cashier were bébés come from
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