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Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for dîner and i’m going to be accueil alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m accueil alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never accueil because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches. Lisa and never played so high on the ladder before. Ugh. I don’t want to play number one par default. asldkfja;efyhahsiudfgawie;jafsdkfhalidufhaklhsdfaiuef ANGER.

Anyways, Friday, all the SUPERasians were playing basketball, basket-ball even though most of them graduated…But Awwwwww, you-know-who waed at me, even though I was saying hi to Daniel Hu….I embarassed Joe Wu though :D Buwahhaha. “Joe WUUUUUUUU!” Friggin Muscles took off his shirt. I'm 15, I live on the east coast of America, and study classic rock and musique history in general. I'm taking a challenge to listen to 500 of the greatest albums in the history of music.

Mainly, I'm a Classic Rock blog. My biggest Heroes are David Gilmour (of rose Floyd), Jimi Hendrix, Roger Waters (of rose Floyd), David Bowie, Richard Wright (of rose Floyd), Pete Townshend (of the Who), Prince, & John Entwistle (the Who). The majority of posts are dedicated to rose Floyd. I will also post dessins animés from my childhood, humor, political and serious matters, favori movies, and cheesecake. ou things on my mind.

For now, I will not be doing fanfics (or at least elaborate ones). I wasn’t in the fandom of KHR for a long time and not even anymore, but my sis’ told me that Squalo and Xanxus were dead…. So I looked up and I was like…. WTF Amano, what did toi do to that awesome serie ?! It’s so fucked up now. The chains dude was like invincible and the characters who were so powerful before were beaten like shit [mostly talking about Xanxus, Squalo and Byakurant here]. Where did Belphegor go too ?! Seriously, I don’t like this serie anymore :T…. I’m sure that it continues because people l’amour the characters and all, so after Tsuna returned to his normal life, BOOM, new characters. It looks like the situation of Naruto… It’s an amount of bullshit and aléatoire fucks.

I’m only saying my opinion, par the way. No life? Loser? Wuss?

What?

Psfffh, I live everyday to my fullest ability…

Uh, live life to the fullest that is, lol. So I email my Mom asking her to buy me tickets to 2 Green jour concerts, because I don’t have a credit card.

She replied with “ Do toi have to go to both shows? What is the difference between the shows? “


YES! Yes. I have to go to both shows. And I wounldn’t know if there is a big differecne between most shows because I’ve never gone to a Green jour show. So yes. I must go. Buy my tickets. Now.

I know I sound like a spoiled brat, but I’m paying for it and I want to go to both shows. Last night....
…was AMAZING!! My sister got the best party she could ever imagine and I spent an awesome fucking time with my cousins, BFF and my family!! The only downside was that I couldn’t eat almost nothing, I couldn’t drink and I have to play the part of an awesome co host!! I wanted to get drunk, but well, we got plenty of alcohol left ;D! xD WHY THE FUCK CAN’T MADARA STAY DEAD?!!!!! SERIOUSLY YOUR WORSE THAN KUBO ALL THESE FUCKIN PLOT TWIST, KILLING OFF PEOPLE WE DIDN’T EXPECT TO DIE AND UM WHERE THE HELL IS SASUKE AND OROCHIMARU?!! Huff. v.v No, I didn’t text toi back because toi texted me for the first time in weeks saying “Marthaaaa I’m boooorreeeed.”

I am not someone toi can just pick up and drop whenever you’re bored, and I am not your last resort, toi fucking Class-A moron. So recently I’ve been getting plus into clothes. I tend to have a moment, once every few months, where I decide that I’m going to buy plus clothes, look into fashion and diversify my wardrobe. This usually lasts about two days. Then I’m back to not giving a shit.

My usual outfits consist of nerdy/band t-shirts and jeans. Occasionally, if I’m feeling ambitious, I’ll wear a plaid button up and a tank haut, retour au début but usually I go with a t-shirt. People who are into fashion will often tell toi that your clothes should reflect who toi are. For me, what I like is who I am. When I wear my Sunnydale High t-shirt, ou my Tegan and Sara chemise ou my countless other fandom/music tees, I am telling the world what I like. I’m telling the world who I am. It’s always baffled me why fandom/band tees aren’t considered fashionable. If fashion is about montrer your personality through clothes then my t-shirts say far plus about me than anything toi could find on a catwalk. However, I have been feeling a little bored of just t-shirts and jeans. I want some other options, something a bit different, something that’s still me but a little plus unexpected. Fear not – I haven’t abandoned my t-shirts. My Battlestar Galactica replica tank haut, retour au début came today and it is hands down the best thing I own. I will always l’amour my fandom tees but right now I’m looking for something new.

I suppose this is why I’ve never really realised quite how awful the fashion industry is until now. I’ve always surrounded myself in a cocoon of unisex t-shirts which pretty much always have my size, even if I have to go for a men’s size for the right fit. I’ve never really gone looking for anything else before, anything “fashionable”. I’ve always just assumed that clothes shops would be full of stuff I’d hate in unrealistically small sizes. Until now I hadn’t realised quite how true this was. don’t see why self harm jokes are funny, especially from teachers who should know better but okay. Wont be laughing when toi find out someone in your class self harms now will you? Arseholes
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- toi name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up par me. ^ ^
I decided to create a liste of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", par Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", par Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", par Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", par ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", par Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", par Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", par Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", par Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", par Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", par Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", par The Runaways
12. "Mother, par Danzig
13. "Voodoo", par Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", par Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", par Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", par Autograph
17. "I l’amour toi Period", par Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", par Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", par Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", par Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, toi need it down. toi don't hear us
complaining about toi leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what toi want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable réponses to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked par a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas jour 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment ou building ou highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the jour and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers ou symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your réponses with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and par brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in lit and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add plus on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ musique vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if toi look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight toi fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his nourriture up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously licking...
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