1) toi will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf
2) toi will check the Fridge to see if any nourriture has magically appeared
3)You hate it when its all quiet and toi are eating something crunchy
4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?
5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?
6) toi hate it when toi run out of hot water in the middle of a shower
7) It sucks when toi are in the middle of a huge argument and realize toi are
8) toi think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutes after the right moment
9) toi can watch a movie that toi have watched when toi were younger again just because toi realized toi didn't know what the heck was going on
10) toi check behind the bathroom curtains to see if there are any murders going on
11) toi wish musique did magically start playing during epic moments of your life, not just in movies
12) toi say "i dunno" when toi are too bored to explain something
13) toi start laughing randomly just because toi remembered something funny (and toi won't tell the other person why toi are laughing just because it's fun)
14) toi hate getting texts that just say 'k"
15) toi hate it when toi miss a call par the last ring
16) Why doesn't the freezer have a light?
17) toi used to blow up video games when toi were younger to make them work
18) toi haven't Lost it! toi just can't find it!
19) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of toi will always have the most complex of transactions
20) When toi are terribly bored at the computer toi will type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" on Google