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posted by APWBD112
So this is a part from a story I'm écriture and I was wondering if anyone like's this shit so tell me what toi think......

While they were walking through the forest Arianna noticed that Alex didn’t have many armors, she was a warriors right didn’t they need a lot of these? “Hey Alex I was….” but she didn’t say anything plus Alex turned around quick and a dit “Don’t call me Alex here my name is Velocius Quam Ceteris it mean faster then the rest……” and she turned around again. “Huh okay, but I was thinking don’t toi need plus of toi know armor are toi save like this?” “Faster then the rest I don’t need any armor” she said. What ever had happened Alex was different, like all of her laughter had been sucked away. “But Alex….I’m sorry Velocius can I call toi Vel?” she asked “My Friends call me Vivos it’s shorter then Velocius but it sill means the same but the masters call me that…..” she a dit and when she a dit master it sounded like she didn’t like to say it like there was something about it something Arianna had never heard from her friend. It was a beautiful weather the sun was shining and cast shadows all over the place. It was like magic. Then Arianna started thinking were they were going they had been walking for hours. “Humm Vivos where are we going?” Vivos stopped and waited for Arianna to walk right suivant to her. “We are going to the accueil house where I live now” she said. “How far is it from here?” Arianna asked “About five minutes”. After a long walk they finally reach the “home house”. It was very big almost like a castle. It had big doors that where deep red and the windows where in the same color but every thing else was black ou grey. It was very different from the environment that was so colorful and pretty. Vivos (Alex) knocked on the door on the same time an light brown centaur opened the door from the other side. Arianna thought it was very weird to see an actual centaur but after every thing else she had heard this jour it was almost very normal. The centaur had black hair and a very strong face that a dit “watch out” he was very scary, he had scars all over his body and an bow and arrows on his back. “Welcome Vivos, who is with toi today?” he said, his voice was very dark and deep. “This is Arianna she just came from the other world. I knew her before I came here Diligunt” Vivos a dit and bowed for Diligunt the centaur. Diligunt looked at Arianna “Yes I can see she is new here, come in Sapiens has been waiting for you” Vivos was shocked to hear the name Sapiens, she stood up slowly and walk in the castle. Diligunt walked beside her at the right and Arianna at the left. Arianna heard Diligaunt whisper to Vivos “Don’t worry Vivos, Sapiens can’t harm toi wile I am still here” at the seconde he a dit that Arianna looked around. As toi walked in there was a stair ahead of you, a big one, on the walls where golden candle stick and paintings of the woods and the wild life. They walked up the stairs and after an hallway. There was no one around there it was all empty. They walked trough an wooden door and in to a big hall. In the hall where maybe thousands of centaurs of all kinds. Tall, small, dark, light, women, men and even children and they all looked up to an big black, strong centaur that stood above them all on a some kind of a pedestal and looked over everyone. With out even thinking about it Arianna knew that this must be Sapiens the one Vivos was so afraid of. “We have a guest today, a human from the other world a friend of Velocius that we all care for so much” Diligunt shouted over the crowd. Arianna felt all the eyes that where looking at her but then…“Velocius come up here” it was Sapiens he shouted over the crowd. Vivos walked slowly over to the pedestal where Sapiens stood. He looked angry. “Where have toi been Vivos I was starting to be afraid of you” he said. Vivos whisper something back that no one could here. “This meeting is over everyone know what to do now go” Sapiens shouted over the crowd and then he took Vivos to a room in the back. Arianna was afraid what would she do when Vivos was gone and then Diligunt a dit with his deep voice “Vivos will be talking to Sapiens for a minuet, I will lead toi to your room” and looked to Arianna. “Oh okay thanks I guess” Arianna said. All of the centaurs walked out of the hall and walked in all different ways. Diligunt showed Arianna where to go. The château was where complicated it had all those hallways doors and stairs. It was still very pretty but still so cold. When Arianna and Diligunt had walked around all of the château (Arianna felt) they got to a room it was very different from the rest of the castle. It wasn’t cold and gray it was warm and sweet. It had many different rugs all over the floor, an big lit up to the mur a feu place in the corner with a two sofas around it. “This is Vivos room I hope toi will like it here”

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