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"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do toi spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have toi had any job...experience?"He a dit taping his pen on his paper."Does a limonade stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."

1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I a dit running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I a dit waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom a dit lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing toi know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our plates."So....."I asked."So...Boys ARE disgusting!"Mom said."Is that why you're single?"My 7 an old brother,Andy asked."Watch your mouth!"Mom said.Times like those when I wanted to get under the table, tableau and not hear her."So...Brandon,What's new at school?"Mom asked as we sat down."Well,today toi sent me to school with a Hello Kitty lunch bag!"Brandon a dit with anger."Yeah!People thought I was a guy!"I said."Aren't toi a guy,though?"Andy asked."Can it!"I a dit flinging a pois, pea at him."Hey!Stop it,Guy!"Andy said."I'M NOT A GUY!"I yelled."Ooh!Someone's having a meltdown!"My 15 an old sister a dit as she came downstairs."Oh?Jenny?Like that's a surprise."She mumbled."A little late for lunch,What are toi doing up there?"Mom asked."Working on my book report,For 'Of mice and men'."She said."What?How are mice men?"I asked very confused."Well,I see two mice instead of men."She said.I slapped her hand.
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