aléatoire Article: The Problems With Twilight

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posted by IloveDxC

Bella is predictable.
vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning ou sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED par Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If vampires never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide, how is that romantic?
They don't even l’amour each other, Bella "loves"
Edward because he is "hot" and Edward "loves" Bella because of her smell.
Does this story ever end?
Edward is creepy.
vampires burn in the sun.
Edward has no flaws.
Why is Bella still alive.
Does a vampire's hair grow back when toi cut it?
Twilight is sexist, the girl never fights!
Only pre-teen girls like Twilight. HP has fans that are boys, girls, men and women.
HP has a plot. Twilight is about Edward and Bella.
Twilight shows that toi can get married to a creepy stalker even if toi are too young and don't know the person.
Twilight is a sappy l’amour story. Shakespeare wrote a better l’amour story at least someone dies!
No one dies in TWILIGHT!
Hermione is independant, Bella is a clingy child.
Harry, Ron and Hermione grow plus mature, Bella turns into a child when the series progress.
I know how the story will end, even if I didn't read the book.
Edward's jokes are crap, my tutor is funnier.
Bella gets everything handed to her in a silver platter. How unrealistic.
The l’amour triangles in Twilight annoy me.
The titles of Twilight does not make sense at all. Twilight means Early Evening and Dawn means Early Morning so Twilight: Breaking Dawn means Early Evening: Breaking Early Morning. But they didn't do any breaking?
Twilight has paedophiles.
They are no fights in Twilight.
Twilight can never be compared to Romeo and Juliet.
Bella fears she is going to be older than Edward. She must be dumb, Edward is plus than 100 years old.
Bella has no flaws.
No one would buy the livres of Twilight if it wasn't for the movie.
Can't think of any more. Twihards are sucking my blood. HELP!

killjoy89, deathding and 9 others like this

JapanHetalia Twilight isn't literature!

Pink_Love a few things i disagree with but overall...yea you figured out everythig wrong with it. "No one would buy the books of Twilight if it wasn't for the movie." above is the only line i completely disagree with. I read the horrible books before the movies. && so did almost everyone i know. that is why they make books into movies...because they are popular && will sell. but i agree with other things you said. Bella is described as "perfect". that is so stupid. i couldnt stand that about her.

IloveDxC ^ + ^^ Thanks 4 reading. Sorry if I insulted you.

zeebem10 Thank you. I also got one, Twilight destroyed vampire and werewolf mythology, since vampires sparkle and werewolves can turn into wolves whenever they want.

MaximumRide12 THANKYOU FOR POSTING THIS!!!

bubblegum_kiss well... the 'he abuses her but still loves her' thing sounds pretty typical (both of novels and reality) but the rest of it is hilarious. and pretty much true...

ivoryphills Aw, but I love Twilight. But yeah, now that you pointed out these things, Twilight does sounds pretty crappy. I guess I was taken in by Meyer's awesome story-telling technique: make everything dramatic and suspenseful as much as possible.

dreamcatcher321 *virtual highfives* thank you so much ^^ I HATE TWIGHLIGHT! XD

Drisina Bella is predictable.-Not for everybody.. Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?-Can't really understand what you mean, how come he has no soul? Edward has no fangs.-So...? How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?-He sucks blood, animal blood. Edward sparkles in the sun.-Okay.... In the wedding Edward was not burning or sparkling.-That's a movie mistake, not a Stephanie Meyer mistake/book mistake. Bella is ALWAYS SAVED by Edward.-In any book/series there is a hero.Edward is Bella's hero. Bella is boring.-Wow that's a strong argument... Bella has no emotions while Edward does?-Where did you get that from? Besides Edward, Bella has no life.-Really?Well she has.When you will have a boyfriends that you love you will see why Bella spends most of the time with Edward. How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?-[url=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/harry-potter-vs-twilight/articles/102084/title/how-edward-bella-pregnant-why-renesmee-does-not-suffer-from-down-syndrome]Here[/url] Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?-Explain abuse. Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.-Everyone has different point of views. If vampires never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?-Well he stopped ageing. Bella tries to commit suicide, how is that romantic?-She never commited suicide. They don't even love each other, Bella "loves" Edward because he is "hot" and Edward "loves" Bella because of her smell.-Just because Bella says Edward is beautifull and Edward says she smells nice doesn't mean those are the only reasons they love eachother. Does this story ever end?-Uhmmm...what? Edward is creepy.-Explain. Vampires burn in the sun.-Stephanie's vison.Everyone has the right to use their imagination. Edward has no flaws.-Huh? Why is Bella still alive.-Huh?x2 Does a vampire's hair grow back when you cut it?-THIS is a reason to dislike a book? Twilight is sexist, the girl never fights!-No, it's not sexist.Just because Bella doesn't fight it means it's sexist? Only pre-teen girls like Twilight. HP has fans that are boys, girls, men and women.My 43 year-old mom loves Twilight, and when I say love I mean love.She saw the movies more times than I did(I am 16, does that make me a PRE-teen?) HP has a plot. Twilight is about Edward and Bella.-That's a theme...love. Twilight shows that you can get married to a creepy stalker even if you are too young and don't know the person.-Come on?Creepy stalker?Not allowed?Where did you get these from? Twilight is a sappy love story. Shakespeare wrote a better love story at least someone dies!-In a good love story someone must die? No one dies in TWILIGHT!-So? Hermione is independant, Bella is a clingy child.-So what if a person isn't indepent?I know a lot of persons who just can't deal with being independent. Harry, Ron and Hermione grow more mature, Bella turns into a child when the series progress.-WTF? I know how the story will end, even if I didn't read the book. Edward's jokes are crap, my tutor is funnier.-Uhm what? Bella gets everything handed to her in a silver platter. How unrealistic.-How is that? The love triangles in Twilight annoy me.-What? The titles of Twilight does not make sense at all. Twilight means Early Evening and Dawn means Early Morning so Twilight: Breaking Dawn means Early Evening: Breaking Early Morning. But they didn't do any breaking?-WTF? Twilight has paedophiles.-*pedophiles...how is that? They are no fights in Twilight.-So that means all the good books have to have fight? Twilight can never be compared to Romeo and Juliet.-No, Romeo and Juliets seems clicheeic to me, read it and then we can discuss it.(I read it) Bella fears she is going to be older than Edward. She must be dumb, Edward is more than 100 years old.-Phyisically look older than he is... Bella has no flaws.-Yes she has. No one would buy the books of Twilight if it wasn't for the movie.-Oh yes, I can name you a lot of people who bought the books before the movie. So honestly I see that most of your arguments are invalid...

carsfan YES! Thank you for posting this!! I agree with you. :) I was foreced to see the first movie at a sleepover... I found it BORING!

seekergal101 LOL sooo funny, I agree!!

ros59 This is SO true!

ros59 @Drisina:Being clumsy doesn't count as a flaw.Its this thing called genes.

Drisina @ros59 did I say clumsiness is a flaw?

-SilverFey- I agree with you on the fact that character should definitely mature during the course of the book instead of growing more immature or staying the same. For example, Pippin from Lord of the Rings. He was practically like a kid when the series started, but discovered a lot about himself during the course of the story. By the end he definitely knew how to take care of himself much better than he had.