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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie a dit as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at noyer Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutes later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie a dit as she and officer Sam ran down the rue trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 secondes later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam a dit as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam a dit as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny a dit as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN toi B****!!!"Sam said
1.people excpect toi to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Friends get jelious when toi hang with other people.


3.more people then toi think hate toi and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean populaire person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about toi behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put toi with your Friends because toi talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but plus then 90% of them are just hanging out with toi because your popular.


8.If your a populaire girl and toi have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling toi a slut.



9.If your a populaire boy and toi have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if toi had a good friend and then toi became populaire they might stop hanging out with toi because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my cœur, coeur that we shouldn't have to change ou selves ou stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our cœur, coeur is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make toi stronger.For example if toi want to be a singer be a singer,If toi want to be an Artist be an artist.If toi want to be different and original than be original because toi have to fulfill your dreams.If toi stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy ou complete and you'll let the hater win par giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, ou being a creep, toi will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks toi can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell toi where I fucking live so we can fuck aléatoire strangers.

Stranger: toi like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: toi ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, ou copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the liste would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are toi remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves toi more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out toi hate someone. No, not just hate. toi FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, toi wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then toi be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an article - How to Say "I l’amour you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I l’amour you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a liste why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their nourriture (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick cul, ass in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favori Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, films about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, films about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck a dit “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where pistolets were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the haut, retour au début 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as toi scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] fleurs ou other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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posted by deathding
When life gives toi lemons, make orange jus, jus de and leave the world wondering how the heck toi did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first toi don't succeed, destroy everything.

An pomme a jour can keep any doctor away if toi throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 plus letters in the alphabet.

Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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