aléatoire Article: The Black Killer Chapter 3

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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie a dit as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at noyer Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutes later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie a dit as she and officer Sam ran down the rue trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 secondes later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam a dit as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam a dit as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny a dit as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN toi B****!!!"Sam said

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Bob Marley quote about l’amour

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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, toi find someone who can completely turn your world around. toi tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything toi say and actually want to hear more. toi share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, toi can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with toi when toi are hurting ou laugh with toi when toi make...

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DESUDESUDESU

posted by someone_save_me

Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.

Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu champignon desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did toi ever see a desu, Kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link

Maybe if toi type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.

Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.

The 25 Ways To Annoy Nathan Explosion (From Dethklok)

posted by Dethklokrox90

1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men ou Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a aléatoire button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells toi to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy ours with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it plus than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...

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A.N.T. FARM RIP-OFF OF VICTORIOUS!

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Hey, I Was Watching That New montrer Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia article About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old musique prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia article about Victorious:

"The montrer follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

Anyone Get Me, toi Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!

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Rob Dyke/Gavagan Quotes:

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#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."

#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, toi know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what toi got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!

#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...

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Our Friend Power 5 Review: One of the funniest films of all time!

posted by whatsupbugs

Our Friend Power 5 is a 1989 Korean film, that was inspired par the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. It's a science-fiction comedy. The film was virtually-unknown in America, until a YouTuber, named Phelan Porteous, reviewed the film. Because of his review, I became interested in seeing the film. After watching the film four times, I figured it was time I finally review it.

The Plot

Princess Yesular is a female turtle, from another planet, who is accompanied par four tortue bodyguards. Yesular has a wand, that has magical powers. An evil rat, named Shark, wants the wand, so he and his...