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1.When i want something now and they a dit they a dit not now i yell like a 5 an old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they a dit no i will ingore them par saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they a dit FINE

3.if i want to play a game ou go on the computer and they a dit no i will be cying ou just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they a dit no i will a dit creepy thing to them like what if someone take toi away they will a dit ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will a dit to my mother im sick ou just try to ingore her from not waking up sometime

6.if i want to go to my grandpa house i will call him and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzz grandpa im your little girl and toi dont want to forget that grandpa

7.if my family doing compute thing ou playing game i will yell crazy all jour if im bored and let them notice me and play with me ou i will grab my cat and give it too them well it dont work sometime there alway on the computer

i hope toi like it i l’amour to do those thing to them
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will montrer plus affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when toi interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when toi interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if toi still have a girlfriend do toi know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep toi up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolat cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are plus than this. toi are bliss. toi are plus than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are plus than this. toi are bliss. toi are plus than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely aléatoire poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Rebelle hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm écriture now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to toi about stuff he likes
2.always see what toi have in common (if toi do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW toi FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS toi OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask questions about him like his favori color, his favori movie ou his favori t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favori clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favori films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank toi for lire i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titre of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad films for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If toi were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we...
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toi are sitting on the canapé waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with toi for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny toi say back. Are toi ready to watch the movie toi ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are toi ok?" toi ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) toi are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly toi are Gold. toi hold his chest as toi are pushing him was y and say " toi watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I l’amour you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: toi EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, toi LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can toi tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have toi ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the jour finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first jour on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the jour for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can toi believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above loup Among Us 2 ou No plus Heroes 3? So after being disappointed par Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created par the lovely team at Activision,...
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