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1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the herbe on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told toi that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of soupe with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope toi don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around toi that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns toi into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, ou window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that toi can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because toi want them to open, because it's so hot outside and toi need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell toi that these are in no way ethical, ou moral and performing the listed actions montrer a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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My seconde Hetalia article since all of toi who commenté on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope toi like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome toi are

4. Run up to aléatoire people and insist they marry toi in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a aléatoire time switch to acting...
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - ou Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening ou something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, plus commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation par saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall ou any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way toi laugh as toi wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt ou Uncle. If toi dare, hug them.
5. While passing a aléatoire stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped par terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds a volé, étole it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket a volé, étole it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall mur and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks par a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved par the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid ou late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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