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1. Go outside, and if toi see someone, take the aléatoire person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic s’embrasser scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger siège of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chiens only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to chant in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the herbe on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told toi that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of soupe with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope toi don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around toi that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns toi into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, ou window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that toi can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because toi want them to open, because it's so hot outside and toi need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell toi that these are in no way ethical, ou moral and performing the listed actions montrer a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if toi are: HI!!! And I've read several other articles much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school an and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an animé character, along with the animé itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the nom d’utilisateur ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if toi see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let toi tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if toi just montrer a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if toi don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her livres inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep toi out ou something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged vers l'avant, vers l’avant in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a fusil, carabine in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he a dit with a twinkle in his eye

"merry christmas to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the cœur, coeur and you're to blame
Darlin' toi give l’amour a bad name

An angel's smile is what toi sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of l’amour got a hold on me
When passion's a prison toi can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the cœur, coeur and you're to blame
You give l’amour a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and toi play your game
You give l’amour a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, toi give l’amour a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, toi act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel toi in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear toi everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he a dit that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were jouer la comédie like animaux just because of me and I a dit that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 an old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no plus fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank toi for those who took their time lire my story. Goodbye and I hope that toi could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If toi like Tekken and Naruto, toi may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If toi look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. toi tell me: do toi think this should be looked over?