Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?
Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last runner, what position are toi now in?
Answer:
If toi answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can toi over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. toi would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes ou use a calculator, and remember your réponses must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although toi should manage to get the last question right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie toi ding-bat!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
toi are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?
Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last runner, what position are toi now in?
Answer:
If toi answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can toi over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. toi would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes ou use a calculator, and remember your réponses must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although toi should manage to get the last question right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie toi ding-bat!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
toi are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wondered if toi could hear my cœur, coeur in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when toi wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as toi fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
ou maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I l’amour you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when toi wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as toi fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
ou maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I l’amour you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it a dit on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it a dit on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am plus happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
