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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The plus he gives to others, the plus he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer ou plus flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a source of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
toi bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever toi ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave toi fear to enter holds the treasure toi seek.
- Joseph Campbell

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Remember, no matter where toi go, there toi are.
- Confucius

Life shrinks ou expands in proportion to one's courage.
- Anais Nin

It all depends on how we look at things, and not how they are in themselves.
- Carl Jung

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

What toi resist persists.
- Carl Jung

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
- Aristotle

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
- Helen Keller

Life is either a daring adventure, ou nothing.
- Helen Keller

We are what we believe we are.
- C. S. Lewis

A wise man can learn plus from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
- Bruce Lee

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue ou truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
- Joseph Addison

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate; only l’amour can do that.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
- Benjamin Franklin

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is what happens to toi while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, ou what is worse, to avoid trouble.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Early to lit and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin

Hate is never conquered par hate,
Hate is only conquered par love.
- The Buddha

Believe nothing, no matter where toi read it, ou who a dit it, no matter if I have a dit it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
- The Buddha

What we think, we become. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Do not mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
- The Buddha

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; toi are the one who gets burned.
- The Buddha

conseil is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.
- James Openheim

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

Excellence is the result of caring plus than others think is wise, risking plus than others think is safe, dreaming plus than others think is practical, and expecting plus than others think is possible.
- Anonymous

People only see what they are prepared to see.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing can bring toi peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

War settles nothing.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.
- Socrates

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
- William Shakespeare

Twenty years from now toi will be plus disappointed par the things toi didn't do than par the ones toi did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the sûr, sans danger harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
- Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
- Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
- Mark Twain

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make toi feel that you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable vues of men and things cannot be acquired par vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
- Mark Twain

It ain't what toi don't know that gets toi into trouble. It's what toi know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain
posted by cute20k
Do toi have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause toi to spit and ask toi not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. toi fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. toi blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All jour long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These citations are citations with differnt meanings of furet ou just the animal.
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow toi own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and montrer him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got accueil to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If toi feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can toi feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me l’amour you
everyday
So long toi let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? toi can always find a reason to smile, believe it ou not. toi can say that your life is the worst, toi can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet toi anything, that if toi let yourself search, toi can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, toi can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but toi don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN l’amour WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i l’amour bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way toi are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her accueil because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their questions with questions

Ask if toi they can put nourriture color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commentaire about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free rendez-vous amoureux, date with one of the staff if toi make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys ou emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. ou be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
haut, retour au début 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time toi wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say toi don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite ou scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a couteau of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, toi don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a basse, bass Pro boutique ou anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift boutique and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If toi enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. toi must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes toi mad ou doesnt agree with your point of view toi just rapporter them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes toi mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont rapporter thm. Because we are a big family and we dont rapporter ou block family we care and montrer l’amour for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to rapporter someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



l’amour all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: toi are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET toi FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: toi brun foncé, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought toi picked a jour out of a hat for that ou something.

ME: Candy jour is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do toi want?" "I'm calling to rapporter my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank toi very much for the call, sir." The suivant day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how toi looked plus important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If toi think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone lire the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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