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posted by TruBerries
It's hilarious how some people get on the defensive when they hear ou see the word 'grammar' anywhere on the internet. Who am I kidding, the aléatoire Club! I know a lot of people read the article, but obviously it must of hit a nerve, but I could careless because it wasn't put up to put people down and I know MOST of y'all just saw the titre and got upset. Oh, that's wrong, but it's okay to put up questions ou statements like ' I hope I"m pretty enough' (and don't say that it doesn't bother toi because a lot of y'all complained about those), 'I'm in l’amour with someone I've met online. What should I do?'. Seriously? I,myself ou anybody else is not supposed to be annoyed about that, but we're not allowed to say how we feel on plus serious issues like people being called out their names. Example, yesterday's populaire topic was asked why are we girls so slutty? Something like THAT, I take offense to because every girl in the world is not a slut. Just because some girls dress provocatively doesn't mean that she's asking to get raped. In these days, women of self-respect seemed to be getting victimized par rape. Y'all don't get mad about stuff like that, but toi get mad at grammar. I can understand that some people can't read ou even write correctly ou people of another language just learning to speak English and I've a dit this crap in the article! What's plus hilarious is that there are three questions about grammar on account one person started it and then two other people are going to post up the same question. I wasn't born yesterday and I know where those questions came from. I've written that article based upon requests and I'm not gonna apologize to anyone for being real. Like I a dit earlier, the article wasn't meant to put anyone down in anyway. Grow up and stop jouer la comédie like your shoe size.
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she a dit it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written par a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As toi will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here toi go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet toi didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If toi don't straighten up, I'm going to knock toi into the middle of suivant week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I a dit so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me plus LOGIC .


"If toi fall out of that balançoire, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each an on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix nourriture to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause toi know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause toi know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In toi I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving l’amour in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in toi and the things toi doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail ou bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat suivant to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the douche and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post mises à jour if toi want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vers l'avant, vers l’avant saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If toi are hung like a horse, toi don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no raisin, raisin sec Bran
Well, don't toi know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of nourriture toi hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till toi clean off your plate
So eat it, don't toi tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some plus chicken, have some plus pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled ou fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my cœur, coeur out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, ou the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my cœur, coeur out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. toi wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet toi on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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