-Last night I lay in lit looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If toi die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist a dit something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only toi get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The suivant day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about livres is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If toi die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist a dit something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only toi get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The suivant day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about livres is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Salati is a leopard that was adopted par the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animaux that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a chiot at the time.
toi would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animaux connected from the first moment. Now the two animaux are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the chariot, panier saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask aléatoire ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start chant Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to aléatoire ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that chemise is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask aléatoire ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start chant Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to aléatoire ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that chemise is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of toi because of taking notes in class.
Have toi ever got a little blister ou callus because of écriture too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure ou rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitare ou even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So toi have some calluses and toi want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
toi can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citron for 10 minutes and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams ou amande oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and toi will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have toi ever got a little blister ou callus because of écriture too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure ou rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitare ou even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So toi have some calluses and toi want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
toi can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citron for 10 minutes and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams ou amande oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and toi will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If toi Want to work for people ....Make your cœur, coeur the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If toi want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As toi are the creator of your life, similarly toi are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for toi
*always forget what toi did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If toi Want to work for people ....Make your cœur, coeur the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If toi want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As toi are the creator of your life, similarly toi are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for toi
*always forget what toi did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*