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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells toi a joke and toi say "LOL".

3. toi watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. toi have called out someone's screen name while making l’amour to your significant other.

5. toi keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. toi have to get a 2d phone line just so toi can call pizza Hut.

9. toi go into labour and toi stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.

10. toi have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

11. toi no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, ou complete sentences.

12. toi have met over 100 AOLers.

13. toi begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

14. When someone says "What did toi say?" toi reply "Scroll up!"

15. toi find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.

16. toi turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.

17. toi know plus about your AOL friends' daily routines than toi do your own spouses.

18. toi find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy toi claim it was off the hook.

19. toi have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

20. toi would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).

21. toi change your screen names so much that toi have to look at your own profil to see who toi are.

22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" dîner and toi would rather type another "LOL".

23. toi type messages to people while toi are on the phone with them at the same time.

24. toi won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

25. Your dog leaves you.

26. toi have to ask what an it is.

27. toi write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"

28. toi name your pets after people toi talk to.

29. toi smile sideways...

30. toi sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have toi on their buddy list.

31. toi look at an annoying person off-line & wish toi had your ignore button handy.

32. toi bring a bag lunch & a glacière to the computer.

33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & toi think "uh oh cyber sex perv".

34. toi have withdrawals if toi are away from the computer for plus than a few hours.

35. toi use AOL lingo in everyday life (if toi still have one he he he).

36. toi take a speed lire course to keep up with the scrolling.

37. Your buddy liste has over 100 people on it.

38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"

39. toi wake up in the morning and the first thing toi do is get online before toi have your first cup of coffee.

40. toi have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.

41. toi have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.

42. toi don't know where the time has gone.

43. toi end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while écriture letters par hand.

44. toi get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.

45. toi don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.

46. toi enter a room & 23 people greet toi w/((hugs)) ou **kisses**.

47. toi stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.

48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".

49. toi type faster than toi think.

50. toi got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.

51. toi want to be buried with your computer when it dies ou vice versa.

52. toi actually enjoy the fact that toi are addicted.

53. toi can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.

54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, toi would have been classified as a vegetable!"

55. toi dream in "text".

56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.

57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.

58. toi don't want to leave in case toi miss something.

59. toi double click your TV remote.

60. toi can now type over 70wpm.

61. toi think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.

62. toi are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" ou "BBL".

63. toi check your email and forget toi have real mail aka escargot mail.

64. toi go into withdrawals during dinner.

65. toi spend at least 30 minutes making sure toi say goodbye to everyone in a room.

66. toi stop speaking in full sentences.

67. toi have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.

68. toi have to be pried from your computer par the "Jaws of Life".

69. toi know what a "snert" is.

70. toi set your cuisine on feu while cooking dîner because toi wanted to check your mail" & while there toi "just wanted to see who was online".

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I can`t no plus breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my cœur, coeur is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

toi told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let toi gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
s’embrasser toi my Angel boy
don`t fly away


written par swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving toi forever and don`t forget toi
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
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You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from bière cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat ou human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do Lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

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