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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, ou to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get toi in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly par giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the suivant family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - toi may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin casquette, cap and feed him grapes when toi use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly ours - get yourself a Build a ours and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if toi use this name. (i call mine this)

9. Honey ours - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.

10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the plus sugary and emasculating names.

11. Hot Stuff - this is one toi can actually call him in front of his friends.

12. gros morceau, hunk - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.

13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.

14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll l’amour toi for this one especially when toi say it around all of his family.

15. Romeo - serious ou sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)

16. Snuggly Doodle - toi may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's jour ou your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence jour ou Super Bowl Sunday.

17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.

18. Stud muffin - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get toi a chuckle.

19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as toi want.

20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - toi may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if toi call him this.
    

So, there ends the haut, retour au début 20 liste of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this liste will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.

The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed par a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If toi don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
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