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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right par me, it gives me plus time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
    Today is Tuesday. I hate Tuesday’s because, that’s when Thomas’ bratty little sister, Angie comes and stays at our house with me, the twins, James, Annie, and Thomas. It sucks because she’s always coughing on the twins (she once got Jordyn sick) and she’s always pulling Annie’s hair. She draws on the walls too. Sometimes Thomas covers for her as well-saying it will be decorative. He didn’t even blame her when she got our daughter sick!
    So, Thomas woke up early whenever Emmett started crying. I got Jordyn, because it’s like a chain reaction. Emmett was bawling, because he bumped his head. After he got Emmett settled he made an English muffin with cream cheese on it and hopped in the truck and went on the way to his parent’s house to get darling little Angie. I was ecstatic.
Mysterious love
-chapter three-


Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the haut, retour au début of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher a dit "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...
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posted by patrisha727
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In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to avaler, hirondelle the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amer things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can toi fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the capuche, hotte down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. ou maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutes of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as toi got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of aléatoire Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will montrer plus affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when toi interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when toi interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if toi still have a girlfriend do toi know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep toi up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolat cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are plus than this. toi are bliss. toi are plus than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are plus than this. toi are bliss. toi are plus than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely aléatoire poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Rebelle hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm écriture now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to toi about stuff he likes
2.always see what toi have in common (if toi do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW toi FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS toi OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask questions about him like his favori color, his favori movie ou his favori t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favori clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favori films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank toi for lire i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titre of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad films for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If toi were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we...
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Source: edited par me
added by Canada24
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toi are sitting on the canapé waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with toi for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny toi say back. Are toi ready to watch the movie toi ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are toi ok?" toi ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) toi are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly toi are Gold. toi hold his chest as toi are pushing him was y and say " toi watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I l’amour you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: toi EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, toi LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can toi tell...
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