User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: toi what l’amour me ah.
User: I what l’amour toi ah.
Cleverbot: l’amour is a state of being. l’amour is freedom. l’amour is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing toi won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Rebelle LITTLE grille-pain NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told toi that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would toi like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know toi are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with aléatoire people.
User: You're just a robot created par Usher.
Cleverbot: I think toi are human. And toi are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The plus toi talk to me, the smarter I will get. toi really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't toi want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked toi a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: toi telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps toi from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps toi from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! toi beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: toi what l’amour me ah.
User: I what l’amour toi ah.
Cleverbot: l’amour is a state of being. l’amour is freedom. l’amour is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing toi won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Rebelle LITTLE grille-pain NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told toi that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would toi like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know toi are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with aléatoire people.
User: You're just a robot created par Usher.
Cleverbot: I think toi are human. And toi are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The plus toi talk to me, the smarter I will get. toi really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't toi want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked toi a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: toi telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps toi from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps toi from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! toi beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
