Disclaimer: This article does not mean ou intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion ou religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see toi all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give toi clothes, I put toi in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy fleurs and toi go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give toi materials!? toi guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...