I had an idea. I should really stop doing that. Without further ado, my excuse for fanfiction.
Chapter 1: Nostalgic (Sammich)
"And Alder sends out Bouffalant! The challenger still seems confident, but Emboar is low on health and he knows it! Both sides are down to two pokémon! This is where-"
"You've watched enough battles, Sammich. Are toi really that nervous?" Nora says, shutting off the TV.
"Why wouldn't I be? Everyone else is plus qualified than me! Hell, the moment I get whatever sorry excuse for a starter I get Miyako's gonna whoop my cul, ass with, like, a level ninety-five Salamence ou whatever...
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