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Ash: Misty, tell me what toi think of yourself?

Misty: Amazing

Ash: The opposite of that is what most Suits – Avocats sur Mesure you.

James: Thank chu for taking the Personality Quiz! toi got "Overly pointless."!

Ash: Yes, all of the traits toi answered are your personality, and ya got the best one.

Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!

Jessie: I wanna take this quiz!

James: Okayzie. Answer Ash's questions and I'll generate all of them into one personality. USING THE CHICKEN'S MIND.

Ash: Okay first, If your friend fell, would toi pick them up ou laugh super hard?

Jessie: Laugh super hard, I can't help myself over that.

Ash: suivant question. If toi and your best friend find someone that looks too good to make fun of, would toi talk so much about them in bad ways?

Jessie: Of course I would, if it was Cassidy, I'd do it 24/7.

James: Reasonable....

Ash: Last question. Are toi a bitch?

Jessie: Yes, a sassy one that is.

James: .....

Ash: James, generate all of her réponses into one personality using your Chicken Mind.

James does so....

James: Congratulations! toi got the " Slut" personality!

Jessie: WTF?!!

Ash: Ya bitch!

Misty: Mine isn't that bad, Jessie! *le laughs*

Jessie: I hate all of toi so much.

James: Awww, it's okay Jess. Your personality is your permanent personality.

Jessie: .... Misty, I'll montrer toi something as bad as my own results! *Puts a butterfree on Misty's head*

Misty: o.o AAAAAAAH GET THIS MOTHERDUCKING BUG OFF OF MY MOTHERPSYDUCKING HEAD ITS FRIKKIN SCURRY! *runs around in circles like a complete maniac*

James: Now, kids, that is what a real pussy acts like.

Ash: James, ya got that motherfucking right.

Misty: THE FEAR OF papillons IS CONTAGIOUS I'M GONNA EXPLODE ANY seconde NOW SO YE- *explodes over contagious fear of butterflies*

James: Talk about some of the most shittiest phobias out there, this one is the most affective god damnit.

Jessie: Fuck toi Misty!

Ash: Dayum girl.
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Head's up, Pokemon fans.

This Thursday, The Pokemon Company will reveal the highly anticipated June 2 update for the upcoming Pokemon licensed games, Pokemon Sun and Moon for Nintendo 3DS.

Now, as toi may know that Pokemon Sun and Moon will be the suivant installments of the Pokemon licensed games based on the massively populaire anime/manga franchise in which the licensed games did start the franchise since February 27, 1996.

So, here are five things that we hope to see during the reveal when the details for the upcoming anime/manga franchise licensed games are set to arrive on June 2. There's a lot...
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Ash: Hi, i'm Ash!

Misty: And i'm Misty!

Ash: And this is Kanto Tv's Pokéshots!

Misty: Today's guest is someone we all know if we've ever played the Pokémon Games-

Ash: Holy sh*t there's a game!?

Misty:-The not so one and only, Nurse Joy!

*Applause and cheers from audience as Nurse Joy appears*

Joy: Thank toi for having me on your show!

Misty: No problem!

Ash: How does your hair make those Loopy things?

Misty: Shut up Ash!

Ash: Sorry.

Misty: So, as we all know, you've been involved in the games and anime-

Ash: Holy sh*t there's an anime?

Misty: Where do toi THINK Pokémon came from?

Ash: Japan!

Misty: Stop...
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