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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with homard minion throwing poisson in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did toi hear that pack of lies!...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poésie and plus like responses, but what do toi expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side commentaires that will be provided par The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the manchot, pingouin Team...
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posted by Jhoman12
It Was A Perfect Sunny jour And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He a dit I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene a dit "Uh Ok Come On In" She a dit At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected l’amour Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene a dit To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice a dit "yes I Do" She a dit *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I l’amour You" Marlene a dit "I l’amour toi Too" Maurice a dit Then They Kiss Again
The End
The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see toi fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...
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Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Marlene: salut guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings toi here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad toi remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...
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Private: Not that this taco doesn't look good, but that chunky boulette de viande of hot sauce and soggy taco shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: toi a dit it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the taco jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The taco moved. Did toi see that? Skipper's taco flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....
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added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Antics on Ice"
added by Private1sCut3
Source: Showdown on Fairway 18
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Night and Dazed
added by CedarPointPOM
Source: Madagascar 3, me
added by skipperahmad
I l’amour The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't plus people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? ou the 5th of May?
This montrer is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The plus I watch this show, the plus I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope toi all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
added by SJF_Penguin2
Source: Twitter: @JoesPizzaKC
Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I Lost two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether toi accept it, and what toi fight for....
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They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his cœur, coeur was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller par the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are toi all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...
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added by Dr6112002
Source: The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
added by Dr6112002
Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
added by chaos-ice
Source: POM episode (i forgot what episode this is from :P)