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posted by 67Dodge
Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited plus than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want toi guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one plus night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private, running to his phone and calling his mother. 'Look, eermmm... Private, if you're feeling lonely, toi can déplacer with us if you'd like,' suggested Skipper, trying to make Private feel better. 'I can't, this motel is the family business, and that house, when mum dies, is mine,' a dit Private. 'Simple then, me and Lily can stay with you!!!!' a dit Skipper, buttering up Private. 'Awwwww!!! Thank you!!' cried Private. Then, Skipper gave Private a smile, walked out the lobby and went to his room. 'Skippah is so nice, I should give him a free stay in here for a month...' a dit Private to himself.
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It was nighttime before Kowalski set off to find clues in Private's house, he had to find Ms. Bates, tell her that she must allow him to chercher the house, and find any sign where the check for $40,000 Marlene had is. He had to ask Private where his mother slept, apparently, Private had always mentioned that he left the door to his house overlooking the motel unlocked. But Private wasn't here, he looked in his office, nothing, nothing but dead, mounted, quails. 'Well, I can see that Private has a fondness for keeping trophies, he has a bunch of dead quails here, preserved and mounted for display,' muttered Kowalski. He then found something intriguing, a bottle of embalming fluid, taxidermist embalming liquid. 'Well, I assume that Private either is a taxidermist, one who preserves the dead animals, ou he's saving this bottle for the jour his mother dies,' thought Kowalski. He looked further, at the back mur of the office, he saw a very wide jar, which had a dead, preserved king cobra. Obviously, for having a kind heart, he's a taxidermist, a lover of dead things and preserves them for display. Kowalski, personally hated taxidermy, so he rushed out the office, disgusted, and decided to chercher in Ms. Bates's house, ou as it should be called, the Psycho house.
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Kowalski walked up the steps to the house, he called it the 'Psycho-path' that led from the motel, to the large house. 'Wow, I can't believe only two people live there, it's huge!!! And quite majestic, I'd die for a house like that,' a dit Kowalski, walking up to the front door. He slipped it open, and looked inside. The parlor was a beautiful place, there was a staircase with highly polished wood, a soft carpet that was tenderly made, as if par angels, no, saints. Even the doorknobs were pure polished brass. 'Uh, hello? Ms. Bates? It's me, Kowalski!! Are toi upstairs? Is your son home? I'd like to speak with toi Ms. Bates, hmmm... She's probably asleep, I should up there and wake her up. Kowalski walked gingerly up the staircase, feeling the smooth hand rails, and finally reached the top, he waited, hesitant, but as soon as he reached his flipper to open the bedroom door, it swung open. Ms. Bates was standing right there, sliced his face with her cuisine knife, three times. And Kowalski fell back, shocked par her sudden violence at him. 'You a dit you'd die for a house like this? Well, IT'S ALL YOURS!!!' yelled Ms. Bates, stabbing him repeatedly at the bottom of the steps, she shoved his body in a bag, and shoved that bag in a safe, she locked it up, nice and securely, and threw the sûr, sans danger into her dumpster. Erasing the evidence with her vacuum cleaner.
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'Where the hell is Kowalski?! He should be here par now Lily!! Have toi seen him?' asked Skipper. 'No, but he did tell me he'd chercher in the 'Psycho house' for the night to fully close the case, and he just vanished!!!' screamed Lily. 'Should I look for him?' asked Skipper. 'Well, mum told me on her phone that he had simply spent the night at her place, I didn't see him, I was asleep in my bedroom near the attic,' replied Private. 'So Private, what are we to do now?! We can't tell the police to close the case without Kowalski's evidence!! Even I don't know much on crime!!!' yelled Skipper. 'Alright!! I'll make sure that Kowalski is found, Bates Motel is not responsible for any unexpected outcomes in criminal activity!!' a dit Private, defending his business. But, unbeknownst to them, Lily had ran out, in their fit of arguments and yells, to chercher for Kowalski herself, she had reached the 'Psycho-path' when they were in the middle of their heated conversation. 'Boys are most stupid when they argue, it doesn't help them sense the world around them...' a dit Lily to herself, chuckling at how foolish they were for not noticing she left.
posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control toi - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't toi listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed par ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make toi mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope toi shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

———

If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if toi spot anything toi know is a mistake.
posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have toi ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of a dit ou Done.
And everyday I see toi on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now toi know I’m gonna be...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see toi when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can toi hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, ou a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, ou a Beautiful Nightmare!...
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 "Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused par the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t toi hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...
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I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the suivant chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:

link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...
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Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything toi hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess toi guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even plus curious if the sound file was just really a prank ou an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his favori catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his lit and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the lit and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...
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posted by SJ_waddles
Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam poisson (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation manchot, pingouin Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was fruit punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a manchot, pingouin marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest manchot, pingouin par two years...
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posted by skipperluvs
Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company ou not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me ou something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy manchot, pingouin shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...
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Source: Penguins of Madagascar - Promo
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Source: Night of the Vesuvius (Thanks to 27Kowalski for the link)
 If King Julien Ruled the World...
If King Julien Ruled the World...
It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...
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