Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Ignored No More!

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posted by Bluepenguin

The penguins are working on a new secret operation on protecting the HQ if Dr. Blowhole ever ambushes them. Skipper stands beside an ancient looking projector that shows the defenses that Kowalski will have to create today, and the barriers that Rico and Private will have to set up as Skipper plans the whole process.
Skipper: Ok, so on the left side, we'll add in a electrification fence. 10,000 bolts of sheer mortal danger will definitely stop that bottlenose freak!
Private: But Skippa, shouldn't we put some fence over around the right side of the HQ too?
*Skipper slaps Private*
Skipper: Private! Don't ask naive questions!
Private: Sorry Skipper.
Skipper: Anyways, besides that, I think it would also help if-
Marlene suddenly enters through the hatch, bringing in an explosion of bright sunlight into the very dimly lit room.
Rico/Kowalski/Private/Skipper: Ahh! *shield eyes*
They squint through the beams of light to see who the intruder is.
Skipper: Marlene! toi can't just burst in during our secret operations!
Marlene: salut guys! Sorry to interrupt, but which looks better on me, the blue necklace, ou the green one?
Kowalski: I would say the-
Skipper: Marlene this isn't the time for outfit pickings! We have important business to take care of!
Kowalski: But doesn't she-
Skipper: Now please can toi leave us to our work?
Marlene: *Groan* Ugh fine! I'll go ask Julien then!
Marlene exits the way she came, but instead of going to the maki, lémurien habitat, she scurries back to her habitat. She goes over to her dressing room and picks out a lovely amethyst necklace, that looks a lot fancier than the other two. She also scavenges for a bow, finding a lilas one. She walks over to a small mirror in her tanière, den and gets out purple eyeshadow and some mascara. Marlene smirks as she examines herself in the mirror.
Marlene: Let's see what Skipper thinks of me now!
Marlene attempts to catwalk before going outside, failing miserably, so she decides to just go there without any extra exquisiteness. She enters once again into the penguin's habitat, and this time, she makes sure to turn on the light on her way inside. The team ignores her, not even glimpsing as she walks into the room. Private eventually can't stand being unkind par shunning her and turns around.
Private: Marlene I'm sorry tha- WHOA!
She waits for Skipper to respond, not caring that Private looks like an extremely surprised goldfish.
Skipper: Private shh!!!! I'm trying to assemble this thingamabob.
Private: But, but Skipper-
Skipper: SHHH!
Private tugs on Rico's flipper, and Rico turns around to take a look at Marlene too. He also gawks at Marlene, whistles, and then elbows Kowalski.
Kowalski: What Rico?
Rico speaks his normal gibber gabber rapidly.
Kowalski: What do toi mean she- *gasp*
Private, Rico, and Kowalski stand there mouth open, and Skipper STILL hasn't turned around.
Kowalski: Skipper!
Private: Skippa!
Rico: Blahbugh!
Skipper: What?!? What is it?! Can't I go a jour in this HQ without interruptions?!
Skipper turns around irritated and finds his men staring mouth-a-gate at something. Skipper looks up a bit and sees Marlene there, in her purple eye shadow and amethyst necklace. He then, along with the others, has his mouth open and is wide-eyed staring at Marlene.
Marlene: So, how does this look on me?
Marlene poses and gives Skipper her "flirty" look.
Skipper: I-It looks um... great, uh, I mean a-awesome....
Marlene smirks once again.
Marlene: Hmm. Thought so.
She attempts catwalking once again, this time not tripping over her own two feet, and ascends up the rail ladder.
As she strolls back to her own home, Marlene glances back and giggles.
Marlene: Yup, that did the trick!

alex356, alex333 and 3 others like this

beastialmoon Devious. Really devious. I like how it was one-sided Skilene, but ALL the penguins were staring. Nice!

Bluepenguin ^Lol, that part I added in during the writing procedure. xD I started out by trying to make it about Private or Kowalski or Rico, but then when I added in Marlene, the story started to focus around her more than the others.... so I decided to make it... what's the word.... interesting. xD

Icicle1penguin Lol, I sooooooooo can imagine how they looked like. Lol, Of course Rico will whistle. XD

SandMCLASSIFIED Lol! I loooooooooveee this stry! Way 2 go Marlene! I also lve the skilene-ness.....Wish u would continue w this!....thts how much i lke it! OOOH i hve an idea....y dnt u draw Marlene wth all her added prettiness! tht i would lke 2 see!

Bluepenguin ^I made the picture.... I'm just waiting to post it on your command. XD

skipper687 Countien please it's just the begging

SummerPoM LOL xD I love this!

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Penguins Play Saw (Level 2 1/2)

posted by winkies77

Enjoy (Note: No penguins were harmed during this story.)
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After lots of walking, we found ourselves in a room, with red stains on the wall.

"Damn, where are we now?" I a dit as I limped over to a pole which I leaned on.

Something ou someone tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up. Skipper!

"Hello." Skipper said, as he hugged me and Kowalski with warm smiles. Then his smile faded when he saw my foot. (That was cut off.)

"It's a long story." I assured him. He nodded slowly. Then he led us to a small mur were, Rico and Private were sitting.

They smiled....

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (5) Breakout

posted by peacebaby7

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted vers l'avant, vers l’avant through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

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That Kidsmas Feeling

posted by peacebaby7

    Snow covered all of New York, and snow was still drifting. The young children in Central Park anticipated the upcoming holiday…CHRISTMAS!!! Meanwhile the zoo animaux were getting the zoo ready for Kidsmas. Skipper and Kowalski were walking through the habitats, Skipper making sure everything was running smoothly. Kowalski was taking notes on the progress being made.

    “How we looking Kowalski?”

    “We’re progressing pretty quickly this year.”

    “Perfecto. How are we on getting that tree?”

    “Bada...

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aléatoire Things in POM Comedy

posted by SuperRico

aléatoire things in PoM comedy

(these happen when I'm spying on them)

* Marlene and Skipper are in a room together*

Marlene: So, Skipper I was wondering if you, um-

Skipper: *burp*

Marlene: *not amused face*

Me: *to myself* Now that's true love. :)

* Kowalski and Private are in the HQ* * Kowalski is trying to explain something to Private*

Kowalski: And that's Murphy's law.

Private: Who's Murphy?

Me: Hehe

* switch to dumb Kowalski* * Private is talking to dumb Kowalski*

Private: Come on Kowalski, toi must still have some smart still in you!

Kowalski: Because I hate, drumroll please,

Private: *sigh*

Kowalski:...

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Paranoia

posted by xDark_Angelx

Hey, guys. When I get bored, recently, I find myself écriture songs based on stuff that I enjoy, such as the Penguins of Madagascar. While not totally related, it's pretty obvious it can be related somehow if you're a fanguin; they can tell who can be thought of while lire this.

This is seconde rough draft to this. If anyone has any ideas to make this better (better rhymes for certain phrases, ou simply a better way to phrase a line), feel free to let me know. I normally never really wrote songs, so this is new.

And since I have no clue how to get instruments for songs (I don't do any instruments,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (6) Imprisoned

posted by peacebaby7

The suivant morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a bateau far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 2 The Dark Tunnel

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are toi alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” a dit Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are toi ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate par avalanche of debris.
“I was training toi for situation like that” a dit Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to supprimer stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (1)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell toi that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...

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POM Is The Best (variation of "Remember the Name")

posted by mostar1219

Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...

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The Mystery of the Haunted Hallway

posted by werockz

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.
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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy rapporter Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, rapporter on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...

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The Black Death Chapter 8: Skipper's Promise

posted by legendary7

jour 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every seconde of his reverie, pained his cœur, coeur and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his jour with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. Raiponce up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...

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Without his own brother

posted by werockz

While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he a dit to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little par little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...

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i will away l’amour toi (privet and Kowalski )

posted by knd-pom-sp

kowalski:help me please

Private: What's going on?

*run to Kowalski who on the floor bleeding *

Kowalski : oww help me please

Private: What happened? it hans he and stabed me. please it hurts

Private: *whimpers and pulls couteau out of Kowalski*

Kowalski:owwww *bleed more*

Private: Please work begin to * patch up* . I hate to lose toi

Kowalski: they no chance for me but i wanted to tell toi how i feel*crying *

Private: What is it Kowalski?

Kowalski:i always though of toi lot and my action might of change your option of me but i want toi know that i will always l’amour toi and noting can change that

Private:...

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comforting someone

posted by werockz

"Please, don't haunt me! I have done nothing wrong."Private fearfully said. "Me want brain!"Skipper the zombie said. The zombies came and sucked his brain. "NO!"Private said.

Private woke up. He screamed but the trio did not hear. The others were just snoring. Private just sighed. He needs someone to talk too. He sneaked out of the HQ to the park.

It was a gloomy night and Private just touched the soft leaves. He heard loud scream from the arena. "It must be a concert."Private said. He walked past 3 trees. He was delighted until a escargot startled him. "Whoa!"The escargot exclaimed. "Dale? What are...

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Doomsday: Part 1

posted by peacebaby7

Tuesday, May 28, 2012 @ 3:42pm
Baxter’s Incorporated: Manhattan, New York

Kowalski was working in his office. It was a quaint room with high ceilings that caused your voice to echo when toi so much as whispered. 2 windows that looked out onto the busy streets of Manhattan. There was his work bureau that was in the middle of his room, facing the door. A small refrigerator on the mur behind that. His own private restroom at the far corner.

Other than the small tapping that Kowalski was doing at his keyboard, the room was silent. That silence was...

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POM possible cancelation

posted by peacebaby7

I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This montrer is my life. Literally, toi should see all the photos I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of fans all over the world that loves the show. It's the seconde best montrer on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the montrer going on for at at least one plus season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the montrer should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the montrer to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.

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Crossroads: Part 2

posted by Skiparah

As for school, I liked it about as much as having a
bucket of horse manure dumped on my head. (btw,
some kid did that once- may I add he was from school).
I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for
guys like that suck-up and nosy, persickity, nerd-
ball teachers. As the smallest guy in my class I was
the picking target for every freak there. I didn't
intend on being a push-over..-and I'm not! It's
just that I was the wrong guy, in the wrong place,
at the wrong time. When I turned rebel I quit school
all together. That was probably around third grade.
I know right? Right down ridiculas is what...

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The Black Death Chapter 3 dîner

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, toi are." She shot back. "If it's an apology toi want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 20

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank toi for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think toi weren't going to follow through with that little...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 13

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the La Reine des Neiges desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did toi come to find out about this bateau thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The suivant morning, another bateau was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever toi say..." Something...