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posted by ThatDarnHippo
Yup. I have officially Lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.


My favori shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If toi like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest toi don't check these out.


I also l’amour comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown dessins animés at around the age of 11. I would probably still l’amour them if they replaced the camelote, indésirable we see on Nickelodeon today with the classic old 90s shows. They were a lot darker back then with a lot plus hidden adult jokes. But then the damn over protective parents showed up out of nowhere, and... toi know the rest. Now its just corny and, let's face it - stupid.


But then POM came about and it immediately perked my interest for some reason. Before I knew it, I was addicted. I watched it all the time. I still loved my adult shows more. I mean, nothing, not even POM, could beat those shows in my opinion.

So I should've known the "obsession" wouldn't last.

Eventually I stopped watching POM religiously. I would watch it once every 2 weeks at the most. Soon weeks led to months. Its been about 6 months since I last saw an episode on tv. Don't get me wrong - during that time I watched a few eps online. But the episodes didn't have the same feel to it. It just wasn't that funny anymore. I only let out one giggle in each episode, and durning the rest of the time I rarely crack a smile. I thought maybe the newer episodes just weren't as good as the older ones. So I watched some of the ones I used to like. I had the same reaction as I had with the newer ones. The child friendly comedy Lost all of my interest.

My adult comedies always have, and still do, leave me laughing really hard that I'm almost out of breath. POM never had that effect on me. It really was never my thing. I'm still wondering why I liked it in the first place.

So I'm leaving. I'm going to stick to my adult montrer spots on here, so that's where you'll find me. Good bye - for good, now.
March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are toi okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his fusil, carabine on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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posted by mostar1219
A deserted, wrecked Central Park Zoo was shown and there are screens with Blowhole's face on them. It looked like an apocylyptic wasteland Skipper was talking about a long time ago. A periscope came out of the hole of the manchot, pingouin habitat. In the manchot, pingouin HQ, Kowalski put the finishing touches on his new mobile Chronotron.
"Alright, it's complete," Kowalski said.
When Private heard that, he locked every entrance in the HQ so that Blowhole wouldn't hear. He was plus frightened than usual.
"Are toi sure this'll help save us?" Skipper asked while punching the mur from anger.
"I did some research, Skipper,...
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"Gin." Private a dit as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are toi so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by NintendoPenguin
(Marlene's POV)

I sat in a corner in my habitat, tears pouring down my face. I was just too depressed to do anything right now. Not even the penguins could cheer me up.

I choked out a sob. No one ever liked me. No one would ever fall for me, no one had, ou ever would even Kiss me.

I would always be alone... even in death...

"Marlene?" I heard a voice say.

I looked up and saw Kowalski, the brains of the penguins at the entrance of my habitat. I quickly wiped my tears, and took a breath.

"Hey Kowalski." I said.

"Are toi okay, Marlene?" He asked, his voice full of concern. "I was walking by, and I heard...
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Another conversation with dumb Kowalski 

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get toi smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minutes later…

Private: No, I a dit watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon? 

Private: I a dit WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A pastèque, melon d’eau is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained par smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski:...
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posted by werockz
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My petit gâteau, cupcake is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our favori foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little nourriture beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When toi miss someone toi l’amour toi can't cry enough.


Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the jour ever again.
User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do toi watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful montrer about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My favori superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach toi any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do toi like That 70.

User: What's that?...
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posted by Skiparah
Apparently I was wrong when I thought I'd seen the last of Hans that night. I couldn't have been plus wrong. The suivant jour he was back and glowing. "Hello chummy fun-pal!" he greeted, a derpy expression on his face. Back then I wasn't as paranoid as I am now, and I didn't smell foul play when it was in the air. I was just glad I had someone to talk to. We spent the jour fooling around 'just like old times' as Hans said. It wasn't the same for me though. Too much had changed during that time. I'd fell for love. I'd Lost love. I'd donné up on life. I'd been rescued from death. That was alot to...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Gloria & Melman...

Gloria: "How ya doin' weavin' those vines there, Melman?"

Melman: "It's kinda hard to do with my hooves..."

Gloria: "Here, let me help you..." *grabs Melman's hooves & helps him weave the vines* "There, like that."

Melman: "Oh...thanks..." *sigh*

Gloria: "You're welcome."

Skipper: "There toi are higher mammal...& I mean that literally. I need your help."

Melman: "Uh, sure. What do toi need me for?"

Skipper: "Just follow me."

*walks over to the platform area*

Melman: "OK, so we're at the platform site, but what do toi need me here for?"

Skipper: "This operation...
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Scene 12

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when toi see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could toi come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could toi look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, toi can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, toi to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet toi Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I Lost toi after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do toi underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...
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Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank toi for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one ou the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animaux 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. poisson Bones dangle from the roof...
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this is part 5 of how i met Skipper and his team. so far me and Skipper were in the buisson, bush keeping dry from the rain. Skipper is well still hugging me and we don't know how long his team were going to montrer up.

little me: (being hugged par Skipper) where team?

Skipper: (hugging me) I don't know what's taking my team so long to get here.

little me: (still being hugged par Skipper) still sleeping.

Skipper: (still hugging me) I think toi might be right Kiva.

little me: (still being hugged par Skipper) (heard something) (scared)

Skipper: (still hugging me) I got a feeling that doesn't sound good. come on we...
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"no, no, Marlene, be thinky about it!" Julien a dit through the radio, Marlene just turned off the radio and headed towards the château like the others; but suddently, a flash passed through the surprised eyes of the five, and Maurice's ship burnt down

"help!help!" Maurice screamed, the team ran to his ship to secure it from falling, but it simply banished into thin air, letting the team very confused. secondes later, the ship reapeared, but it was perfect.

"what the heck just happened?" Marlene shouted, very confused. The Commander (I MEAN it! last time: he's Private) took word in the radio

"what...
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posted by queenpalm
I am écriture this to montrer others what I think happened to the penguins in earlier times. Don't get confused par all the names. There are lots of them.
.............….........................................………………….……….....
RICO

Rico had been swimming for a full ten minutes now, and he was really tired. Finally, he saw a rock, and swam towards it.
Once Rico got to the rock, he jumped onto it, and almost fell asleep. His eyelids were getting heavy, and he was weary.
Rico closed his eyes, and thought of his mother. She must've been so mad and sad to wake up and find her only chick...
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posted by queenpalm
Here is part six of my fan fiction. It's Johnson's story.

"Okay,"I said. "So I had just broke my wing, and was really embarrassed."
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about when toi break a wing,"said Private."While toi were gone, we all broke our wings. Of corse, that is a different story, we thought Skipper was a zombie and-."
"Yes, Private,"said Ivy. "We all get it. Now, Johnson is trying to tell a story of his own story, and I'd really like to hear it."
"Okay,"I continued. "Since I had a broken wing, I couldn't really think straight, so I walked into the parking lot, and jumped onto a blue...
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posted by queenpalm
This is part four of my fan fiction. Enjoy.

"So, uh, plus about this Ivy,"I said.
"She's, um, pretty, smart, and has very good hearing,"Replied Private.
"Okay, pretty, smart, and good hearing," I said."Anything else toi think would be good to know about her?"
"Well,"Said Private."She also has a great memory."
"Okay," I said. "Like I asked toi before, can toi help me get the others up?"
"Okay," a dit Private. Then he started shaking Kowalski.
I thought very hard trying to remember how the easiest way to wake Skipper and Rico up was. They sleep like logs, so it's usually pretty hard.
"I think...
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