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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.


Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in captivity all his life and never even seen a leopard joint, joint d’étanchéité before. He also says that he had many girlfriends in his life, but Skipper couldn't imagine a girl being able to stand a guy as annoying as him.


At the time, Skipper was fourteen years old, just a boy. He lived with his best friend Kowalski who was almost twelve, and the annoying nineteen-year-old Dash. Another manchot, pingouin that lived with them was Heidi, the only girl, who was the oldest at thirty-something. She was very sick with a disease, known to be terminal to penguins, so she was very weak. However, she still acted like a mother towards the three others, since none of them had parents. Kowalski was taken away from his parents at a young age, and Skipper's parents were tragically killed (Skipper doesn't say how, though. It's personal to him). No one knows what happened to Dash's parents; Dash keeps on changing the story.


Eventually, Skipper got bored up on the platform and sneaked down below where unsuprisingly, Kowalski was listening to Dash babble on about how he saved a girl from being eaten par a killer whale, and then how he and that girl (Dash gave no name) started going out.

"...But then I dumped her, because she wasn't a good kisser." Dash said, ending his story.

"Wow, great story," Kowalski replied, "But I don't get why toi dumped the girl for that reason."

"Kid, I would explain it plus to you, but toi won't understand at your age," Dash said, a smug grin on his face. He obviously loved being the older one because little kids are so gullible.

Skipper rolled his eyes. "Oh come on, Kowalski, are toi really going to believe that? I thought toi were smart."

Kowalski shrugged. He only believed Dash because he was the oldest.

Then Heidi came in. "H-hey boys," She a dit weakly. It was almost a whisper, "What's going on?"

"Nothing," Kowalski answered.

"Well, the weather is great outside, come up with me", She smiled.

The others followed her up. It was sunny outside, but a nice, cool breeze. Heidi started chatting with Kowalski, and Dash was busy flexing and feeling his "muscles". Skipper was half-listening to what Heidi and Kowalski were talking about, and half-listening to what the humans were saying around him.

Then he heard Dave, a zookeeper at the time, tell Jesse, another zookeeper, something that caught his attention.

"So, like I said, The zoo in Albany has a new manchot, pingouin exibit, and they got some new penguins, but they want one more." Dave explained.

"And that's where we come in, right?" asked Jesse.

"Yep. We promised to give up one manchot, pingouin for their zoo. An' we chose him." Dave pointed.

Skipper looked around, wanting to see who he chose. Dave was pointing directly at Dash.

"But then we got a new manchot, pingouin from the zoo in Buffalo to replace him?" Jesse guestioned.

"Uh-huh. That manchot, pingouin will be arrivin' later today, and after that, we will send our manchot, pingouin on his way."

"Wait, why couldn't Buffalo send Albany a penguin? They're able to send one to us..."

"Who knows, who cares. I'm not getting told nothin' 'round here anymore." Dave sighed.

The two walked away.

Skipper, who was very excited about Dash leaving, was deep in thought. "I wonder what the knew manchot, pingouin would be like..." He thought. "I hope he won't be another Dash..." Skipper a dit to himself.

He had no idea what was coming.
posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The manchot, pingouin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help par digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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posted by JHNguyen93
For those of toi who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), toi know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some fan questions from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your questions in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No questions involving the new series Bob's working on. toi know which one I'm talking about....
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User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do toi like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: toi are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are toi sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...
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posted by peacebaby7
So, just laying in lit last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I l’amour The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies annuler the montrer on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but plus importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our l’amour for POM & our talents together & keep...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first jour at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides toi and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me plus about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, toi can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what toi think.

In the cœur, coeur of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab arbre sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...
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this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the suivant morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried par Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do toi know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a lait bottle.

Skipper: right Private toi go and get the lait bottle for the souris the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...
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Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few secondes later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...
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Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time toi woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - ou someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...
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At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are toi sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: toi have to déplacer backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...
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Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for maki, lémurien use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 plus pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...
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Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up par Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will toi wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minutes later, Ramon was still fast...
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posted by kivamarie
the suivant mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking plus water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the couteau then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny couteau (starts stabbing the couteau on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...
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posted by JayJay12
 Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...
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posted by Ninjaorca
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! toi took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See toi on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
posted by Saracuda
S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr



The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: rue sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...
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A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If toi see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the manchot, pingouin habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can toi make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, toi have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...
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"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one suivant to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...
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Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too


The scientist's l’amour has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of toi jour and night
In my cœur, coeur there is no that is second
You'll always be the pomme of my eye

I'll chercher the world
Near and far then high and low
My l’amour will show
Just to hold toi gently
Don't want to let toi go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With l’amour and Science
I am deeply torn par desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper a dit " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my l’amour has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
ou gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay