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posted by legendary7
Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy manchot, pingouin in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and toi are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about toi Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know toi better. toi have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being a little rude."
S: "You were, too."
K: "Na-uh,"
S: "Yeah,"
N: "Boys, boys, toi were both rude."
K&S: "Sorry,"
K: "Maybe we should stop for the night. We need our rest."
N: "I can't even tell if it's night ou jour in these rooms, they're so dark."
Skipper started humming and got Kowalski's attention. Kowalski recongized what he was humming: "Kowalski and Nicole sitting in a arbre K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Kowalski lied down and closed his eyes. It only took a minute until Skipper and Nicole heard him snoring.
N: "So, it must be hard for toi to be seperated from your team for so long. I mean, toi guys have to be kind of close. Since toi all lived together, it would be hard being apart."
S: *sigh* "I can't even think about how intimidated Private is now ou Rico. This all my fault. If I was a good Skipper, this wouldn't have happened."
Skipper put his head in his flippers.
N: "Hey, this isn't your fault."
S: "How is it not? They're all right I am a disgrace."
N: "Well, I guess you're right. toi are a disgrace
S: "I am ... wait, no!"
N: "No what?"
S: "I'm not a disgrace! I'm a born leader! I can fix this! I always have a plan."
N: "Yeah!"
S: "I'm like a manchot, pingouin version of Chuck Norris!"
N: "Oh well, I wouldn't-"
S: "I can do this!"
N: "You have a plan?!"
S: "Nope, toi have one?"
Nicole groaned and put her flipper to her face.
N: "I hope toi come up with one soon."
S: "So ..."
N: "Sooo,"
S: "What do toi think of Kowalski?"
N: "He's nice and I think he's very smart."
S: "Oh,"
N: "Do toi know if he likes me?"
S: "Um, yeah. He's pretty into you. Do toi like him?"
Nicole paused.
S: "If toi don't can toi let him down easy, please? I'm just looking out for him. Last time, he had a crush, she broke his heart, sixteen and a half times."
N: "Half?"
S: "He couldn't hear the rest over his sobbing. He's really a good guy. A little bit of a 'know it all', but a good guy."
N: "He is ..... you're a good friend, Skipper."
S: "Thanks, I know this sounds weird, but I've sort of come to think of the men as my family."
N: "That's not weird."
S: "Really?"
N: "Yeah, Goodnight,"
S: "You too,"

That chilly night, Rico was fast asleep, when he realized the little manchot, pingouin was gone. He hopped to his feet in shock. Scanning all around him, he simply wasn't in sight. Then, he felt something soft déplacer from under him. He frantically looked down, and was relieved when he saw Max sleeping. It almost was like Max thought he was his father. From then on, Rico vowed to protect him.


The suivant morning, Private didn't want to get up. The thought of his Skipper being dead returned to his mind. He'd just have to forget it ou get over it, but how could he just erase all his memories of Skipper. Maybe, meeting his father was a doorway to a new life. No matter what he couldn't let go of his past. Tears stained his eyes, they wouldn't stop flowing. Killer took him under his wing and tried to calm him down.
Ki: "I'll help toi find your friends, I promise."
P: "No,"
Ki: "What?"
P: "I want to stay with you."
Killer was stunned.
P: "I-if that's okay with you."
Ki: "Yeah,"
P: "Thank you,"
Killer sighed.
P: "What's wrong?"
Ki: "Nothing, let's keep searching."
There was a long pause.
P: "Killah, I mean, Dad,"
Ki: "Yes?"
P: "Can toi tell me about my family?"
Ki: "How about I tell toi and then toi tell me about your friends."
P: "That's sounds okay, I guess."
Ki: "Where should I start?"
P: "How many brothers and sisters do I have?"
Ki: "Two brothers,"
P: "Okay,"
Ki: "Their names were John and Phillip."
P: "What about my mother? What did she look like?"
Ki: "I'm sorry, Private. I can't ...."
Private noticed that the whole time his father was talking he never looked him in the eyes. This caused him to start choking up again.
P: "Then, can toi look me in the eyes?!"
Ki: "I'm sorry. It's going to take some time to tell toi all of the facts, though."
P: "Well, Rico loves explosions. He is really wild and a 'destructo machine' sometimes, but we all know he'd never do anything to hurt us. Kowalski is extremely smart. He always is creating inventions. They usually fail ou work out for the worse, but we always find a solution. It got Skipper so furstrated. Skipper was in charge and kept us all in line, but he would have done anything for us. We all looked up to him. He was really brave, too. There was only a few times a saw him scared. I remember once I got stuck in the snack vending machine, and I had been in there for almost an twenty-four hours. He was so relieved when he found out I was alive. *sighs* I miss him so much."

Skipper lied awake in silence he seemed to be the only one in the entire room to be so.
S: "I'll think of something tomorrow."
He closed his eyes and began to drift to sleep. Little did he know his dream would be dreadful.

He stood in the arena. All around him was the jeering audience. Standing a foot in front of him was a short, round penguin. His bloody flippers balled up into fists. Eyes glowing with hate, he looked like a monster with his ruffled, damaged feathers.

The shot rang out and Skipper tackled his foe, whose cry echoed out.
?: "What are toi doing? Stop!"
The enemy managed to knock Skipper off him, and pinned Skipper down to the ground. The brute stared into his eyes, but didn't attack. Skipper took his chance and kicked his rival off. He lied on the ground in pain as Skipper waddled up. With no restraint Skipper punched him fiercely. Blood began to run down the wounded penguin's face. Then, it all happened in a flash. Skipper looked down at the little penguin's face and immediately haulted. It was Private! His frightened eyes were tearfilled as he screamed out in torture. With his left eye was black he moaned. The killing-machine had vannished and in it's place was Private.
P: "S-skipper, why are toi doing this?"
S: "Private! No! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!"
P: "G-goodbye, Skippah ...."
S: "No! No! No!"
Skipper laid his weeping head on Private's breathless chest. A man came up and began to try to take him back into the room, but he didn't budge. From then, it all seemed to go on in slow motion. A bière bottle shattered right in five inches in front of his face. The reflection he saw startled him. He was the "monster". Skipper screamed.
K: "Skipper?! Are toi okay?!"

Skipper opened his eyes to find Kowalski beside him.
S: "I had a nightmare. It was ..... awful plus then awful!"
N: "You want to talk about it?"
S: "No, never,"
K: "This isn't like you, Skipper. Are toi okay?"
S: "Yeah."
K: "It's okay,"
S: "I'm not sure it is."
Kowalski was puzzled.
N: "Don't worry, whatever it was it was just a dream."
Skipper thought about Victor and how bad he felt when the dog killed him. The pain would only get worse, but he couldn't be afraid. He couldn't take another attack. He decided from that moment on to do anything to avoid them from bringing Ripper out. His life basically depended on it.
K: "Well, at least toi slept through the night, ou at least what we think was the night."
N: "Good morning, 'Sleepy Heads'."
S: "Good morning,"
N: "You sound a little sleepy."
K: "He's needs his coffee. Right, Skipper?"
S: "Right, but what a really need is a plan for a jail break. Any options?"
K: "Sorry, Skipper,"
S: *sigh* "It's fine, I'm going for a walk to clear my head."


Rico woke up to Max kicking him to get up.
M: "Good morning, Rico."
R: "jdzfv sfs, (You, too,)"
M: "I'm hungry,"
R: "Same here,"
Max raced off and Rico dashed after him. Max ran into a bigger penguin. He turned to look at him with his gang.
?: "Lookie here, some one left there hatchling all alone."
He lifted him up.
M: "Put me down!"
His goons laughed.
?: "What are toi going to do about it?"
Rico waddled up furiously growling.
M: "He's going to beat toi meanies, up."
?: "Here, have him back!"
He dropped Max and ran off along with his pals. Rico ran up to him and hugged him.
R: "skjfh sjghsdjk ghkdhjke urgdshk bbhb (Don't ever do that again.)"
M: "I promise,"
R: "Good."
M: "You're my hero!"

Killer lead Private to the door.
P: "Why did we come here, again, dad?"
Ki: "Uh ....... Why I do toi ask?"
P: "I was just curious! I mean, wouldn't it be plus likely to be put into a fight if we were closer to the door?"
As if on que the door flung open. Private screamed in terror. Killer pushed Private into the crowd of horrified penguins and stepped forward. The man picked him up, but bizzarely he didn't rebel, not even a little.
P: "Dad!"
Ki: "Goodbye, Private."
Update: I dunno if they've abandoned their accounts ou not, but some of them were active when i made this. idk if they'll come back, so i'm keeping them on the list



Marlene
Shauna
Alice
King Julien
Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
The Red Squirrel
Clemson
Dr Blowhole
The rat King
Max
Maurice
Private
Mort
Fred
Elmer
Leonard
Doris
Flippy
Buck Rockgut

Buck Rockgut
link

Flippy
link

Marlene
link

Shauna
link

Doris
link

Alice
link

Elmer
link

Leonard
link

Skipper
link
link
link
link

Kowalski
link

Rico
link

Julien
link

Clemson
link

The Red Squirrel
link

Dr Blowhole
link
link

Max
link

Maurice
link

The rat King
link

Private
link

Mort ( plus Rodney, his tail)
link

Fred
link


If...
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First I just want to thank toi all for your wonderful commentaires on my bloopers. toi all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope toi enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit par fish* What the?!?!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't toi think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the bateau started."

Alex: "Can't get the bateau started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do toi boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little poney and Lunicorns Are Made par Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made par Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! ou Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
I'm écriture this so toi can find out wich manchot, pingouin toi are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your favori way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes toi sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favori subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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posted by hotsnowsels
And so begins part two. Hope toi enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 minutes ago Like : commentaire : Share

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Skipper Uh, couldn't toi have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask toi just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...
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Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew plus vigorous par the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him accueil ou stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, ou Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a corbeau, corneille showted, as manny badgers and animaux ran against Mr. Linert and his macareux, macareux moine friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard joint, joint d’étanchéité named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged poisson food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's sûr, sans danger return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, ou will they end up as dîner for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...
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posted by Saracuda
The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that toi caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...
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 Jake The loutre (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One jour in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a manchot, pingouin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." a dit a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do toi need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't toi remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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Gut Instinct: Every jour at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo animaux treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mangue pit that came from the maki, lémurien habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, ou is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...
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Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was lire a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality montrer on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat toi all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...
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posted by SummerPoM
Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are toi OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are toi sure toi want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need plus two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...
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Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: salut Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny montrer it's The Late Late montrer with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do toi Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: salut Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can toi Do Something For me?
*The suivant Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having toi Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently toi Are.
*The End!*
Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no plus Candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright jour in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal jour for me and the other animaux in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few plus hours later, King Julien,...
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he appears here!
prepare for the article I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my articles the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she ou me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the titre says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...
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