One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, ou King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual late-night jams! This party was the party of ALL parties! They were to be shaking their booties and eating the juiciest grapes for three whole days! Yes, toi WERE to be lire correctly, I a dit GRAPES. This was before mangoes got on the island! How did they get there toi ask? Well, that is what I'm TRYING to tell toi if toi would just listen to the story! So, they were enjoying the partying, but THEN... THEN... THEN... why did I say then three time toi ask? Because the story is lacking the drama, I am making it spicier. THEN... a ginormous ship came, and everyone scattered in fear!The ship landed on the beach, and out came... PIRATES! But these pirates were not like other pirates, no... these pirates had FANGS the size of a MORT! They came with big pointy things, and crushed all of the grapes! They came with dirty pirate boots, and just... SMUSHED them all! Now eating grapes reminds us of pirates, which is why I do not like them so much. But that is besides the points.
The pirates also brought with them... a chicken. This chicken stowed aways on the ship. This chicken was a master of the sneakiness. Well actually, he was a master of chicken-ness. He was so scared of everything, that he always hid! This hiding got him around the world, and he saw many things. He also collected many provisions, because he was always afraid he would need them.
Now, King Julien the Fifth did NOT scatter in fear! No, kings do not scatter! That would be a little weird, because how could one person scatter? Oh! Maybe his legs would run one way, and his arms the other! That would be freaky. Okay, back to the story. So Julien, not me Julien, the other one, was bravely standing up to the fanged pirates! He was jumping on them, and biting them, and they were trying to bite back! Then Julien met the chicken.
"Oh, hello," he said, "What is a chicken doing here?"
"I just hid on this ship, because the pirates scared me, and I don't know where I am!" the chicken replied. Okay, so, imagine that in like, an epicly scared voice. Because, I would be doing these epic voices if I were talking and not writing, I'm just saying.
"Oh," the king replied, "I am not scared. Not of anything. Ever."
"I see," a dit the chicken. "Well, I am. And I am going to hide with my provisions of mangoes." The king stopped for two and a half seconds. Then he went back to biting the pirates savagely.
"Well, toi enjoy that," he said. "I have to protect the kingdom!" So the chicken went back to his mangoes, and the rest of the colony hid with him. They all started to taste the mangoes, and it was the most DELICIOUS thing EVER. In ALL of the lifes! They survived on the delicious fruit while the king was beated up par the pirates. Eventually the pirates looted the island of the Madagascar and left, and the king was weak and tired. The chicken went out and gave the king some mangoes and saved his life! Then the chicken was a hero for bringing the delicious mangoes! And all were happy, except the Julien that was not me, because he could not win against the pirates.
And so, the moral of our story is that sometimes, it is smarter to be a chicken than to fight what toi cannot fight! Me end. :D