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Chapter 3 – One Fight. One Skipper

    Marlene and Kitka brought out their wings and hands (paws) respectively as they charged one another. The two came together in the center of the penguins’ habitat, as Kitka’s wings wrapped around Marlene. The two females began to aggressively push and shove each other as they continually growled at each other. “You’re going to pay, Kitka, for even trying to go after my Skipper!” Marlene snarled. In the meanwhile, Kitka was somewhat gaining the advantage over Marlene, pushing her a few feet backwards. “Your Skipper?! Oh please! He’ll be better off with me tonight!” Kitka then threw Marlene to the ground. “He doesn’t need some pathetic loutre going with him!” Marlene became absolutely furious. He quickly got up and lunged at Kitka. She pinned her to the ground, and made her point clear. “Listen, Kitka!” she boomed, “You’re going to be the one that looks pathetic around here! You’re all bark, and no bite! Don’t underestimate me!” She put her right paw against her neck. She continued, “Or I promise toi that you’ll regret thinking less of me!” “That’s my Skipper. Back… off…!” Kitka yelled, as she pushed Marlene off of her with her talons. She got back up, and the fight was back to square one. The two females charged each other again. This time, however, the two came at each other with what looked like kung fu moves, as punches and kicks were attempted.

    Meanwhile, at the maki, lémurien habitat, Julien was sitting on his throne, minding his own business, when he heard the noise coming from the manchot, pingouin habitat. He quickly noticed the fight below, but didn’t recognize what was truly going on. “Uh, Maurice. What’s going on at the penguins’ habitat? Who are those creatures? And why do they appear to be dancing, without the king?” he asked. Maurice also looked down, and realized what was going down. “Your majesty. That’s Marlene and I believe Kitka down there. And I don’t think they’re dancing. Looks like they’re fighting!”

    “The faucon Lady?! Why would she want to take on Maurice?! Does it have something to do with me?! Tell me yes.”

    “Uh…”

    “Maurice…”

    “Actually, your majesty. They’re fighting over Skipper, not you."

    “Fighting… over Skipper?!” Julien laughed, “Please tell me you’re joking.”

    “I’m not.”

    “Why would they fight over that silly penguin; when they could be fighting their one and only king?!”

    “I’ll fight for you.” Mort said, as, once again, he hugged Julien’s foot.

    “Eh, Mort… Noone asked you!” He kicked him off, and the little maki, lémurien landed just outside of the habitat.

    “Now, Maurice, tell me why those two ladies would even dare fight over that silly penguin.”

    “If I’m not mistaken, I think they’re fighting each other to see who gets to be Skipper’s rendez-vous amoureux, date tonight to the dance.”

    Julien spat all over Maurice. “They want to take him to the dance?! Not if I, King Julien, have anything to say about.”

    Before he could take off, Maurice stopped him in his tracks. “You shouldn’t interfere, your majesty.”

    “Why not, Maurice?!”

    “You should know not to interfere with a cat fight.”

    “There are no chats fighting!”

    “That doesn’t mean… Oh… Forget it! The fight over there is really intense. If that’s the case, then we should let the two females settle it themselves.”

    “Then, we will change their minds.”

    Maurice sighed and slapped his paw against his forehead.

Back at the manchot, pingouin habitat, the fight was raging on, and grew plus intense with each passing second. The two females looked to me evenly matched, with neither one backing down. Kitka was up in the air, trying to Slash Marlene with her talons, as Marlene clutched her paws into fists in an attempt to block the slashes. It appeared to be working for Marlene. Kitka, however, kept up the assault. “What’s the matter, Marlene?!” she smirked, “Can’t handle a creature that can fly?!” She slashed Marlene on the cheek. “I told toi that toi couldn’t beat me!” she continued, as Marlene writhed in pain. She knocked Marlene to the ground, and then put her right talon against her chest. “Now… Surrender… ou I will have a little pre-dance dinner!” Skipper looked on, as Marlene grimaced in pain. She would gather herself back together and angrily cried out, “He’s… my… Skipper…!” She tripped Kitka with her right leg, and lunged at her again. She made contact, and the two started to roll towards the edge of the habitat. Marlene quickly gained the advantage par wrapping her hands around the falcon’s neck near the throat area. Kitka tried desperately to break free, par pecking at her arms, but to no avail. “This will teach toi who not to mess with!” Marlene yelled. However, Kitka slapped Marlene with her left wing, and Marlene’s grip was released. After the two broke apart, Kitka again smirked at the otter, convinced that she had this fight in the bag. On the other hand, Marlene was confident that victory was hers. The two females prepared for one final assault.

    As the fight appeared to drawing closer to a conclusion, Skipper watched the spectacle with plus interest, instead of just sitting there and relaxing. “I never would’ve thought that Marlene would last this long. Perhaps I was always wrong about her.” he thought to himself, “She may be worth my while. But… I’ll have to see how this fight ends first.” Skipper watched as Marlene and Kitka violently shook their heads back and forth, and then charged each other one last time. They came together. Both girls traded blows back and forth, without any means to defend themselves. They growled and writhed in pain as each was hit. Marlene lunged at Kitka with her right paw, trying to claque, smack Kitka on the cheek. However, Kitka dodged it, and smacked her hard with her left wing; knocking the loutre hard to the ground. As Marlene lay there, Kitka flew into the air, and proceeded to lunge at her with an aerial dive. Kitka quickly approached, but, unbeknownst to her, Marlene was ready. She jumped into the air, grabbed Kitka par the wing, and slammed her to the ground, chest first. A huge plume of dust formed, as Skipper looked on in awe. When the dust settled, Kitka’s body was motionless on the ground, as Marlene stood over her to her right. Marlene put her left leg on Kitka’s back, and roared in victory over the downed falcon. The fight was finally over.

    Kowalski, Rico, and Private, who were inside the manchot, pingouin base, poked their heads out of the opened poisson bowl, and looked at the scene in front of them. “Wow! Marlene actually won!” Private a dit in amazement. “Affirmative.” replied Kowalski, “I guess that ends the dance rendez-vous amoureux, date debate.” “Yep.” Rico said. Kitka began to open her eyes. Before she could get up, Marlene grabbed her right wing, and laid her head and chest on her neck. “What was that toi a dit about me being a pathetic otter?!” she asked, while smirking. Kitka just growled in frustration. “I guess the predator isn’t always plus powerful than its prey.” Marlene continued, as she intensified her grip on the falcon’s wing, “Now, listen to me. I’ll spare your life this time. However, if toi ever come back here and go near my Skipper again, I promise toi that toi won’t fly out of here in one piece.” “Fine.” Kitka replied, angrily, “You won. Skipper’s yours. Don’t think this means that we’re finished!” “Oh… toi know it’s over!” Marlene stated, as she released her grip, “Now… Get out!” Kitka a dit no plus and flew away.

    Skipper got up from his chair, and walked towards Marlene. “Marlene… That was… well…” “Hmm…” Marlene said, with a slight grin on her face. “I’ll admit… Kitka’s not the best fighter in the world. That’s for sure.” “That’s all?!” Kowalski asked, loudly, “Come on, Skipper. toi have to say plus than that.” “I’m about to, soldier.” Skipper boomed. He turned his attention back to Marlene. “Actually Marlene, I have to say that I was really impressed with you.” “Really?!” she asked, as she blushed a little.

    “Of course. I was really impressed at the fact that toi weren’t scared of Kitka. I was wrong about you. toi are a good fighter.”

    “Why would I be?! I knew I had to fight for you. It didn’t matter to me who ou what I was fighting. Besides, I learned from the best.”

    Skipper blushed. “Well, Marlene. toi just learned the number one rule of fighting.”

    “Which is…?”

    “You always fight for defense; never vengeance.”

    Marlene nodded. Skipper then looked over towards Rico. “Rico! Oysters please!” Rico quickly threw many oyster shells out of his mouth. Skipper gathered them up. “Now, a blindfold!” A blindfold came out of Rico’s mouth (beak). “Marlene, put this on.” Skipper told her. “What’s going on?!” she asked, excitingly. “You’ll see, Marlene.” Marlene put on the blindfold, as Skipper whispered to Rico to let out some candles as well. Skipper gathered all the pieces together. Within moments, he took the blindfold off of Marlene. “Marlene, open your eyes.” There before he were oyster shells, which spelled her name. However, the candles were still not lit. “Private, light these candles!” Rico threw up some matches for Private, and he lit them. He proceeded to light all four candles. However, on the final one, he would accidentally burn his flipper a little. “Ow…! Hot, hot, hot!” he screamed. He quickly dipped his flipper in the water. “Ah… That’s better.” He backed away, and Marlene continued to look in absolute awe. “Skipper, toi really didn’t have to do all this.” she said. “Yes, I did. toi earned it. toi also earned yourself a dance rendez-vous amoureux, date tonight.” Marlene just blushed again. “I have one plus thing for you.” Skipper grabbed a rose fleur that was suivant to his chair, and put on her, near her left ear. “I found this earlier. I had a feeling I might have needed it.” “Skipper, this is beautiful.” Marlene replied. “Tonight will be just as beautiful, Marlene.” Skipper declared. Both of them blushed, and leaned their foreheads against one another as they stared, cutely, at each other. Meanwhile, Julien and Maurice watched from the maki, lémurien habitat. Julien only had a gross look on his face, and walked away to avoid looking at the scene. Maurice remained there, and looked down. “Well done, Marlene. Well done. toi got exactly what toi wanted. I’m proud of you.” he thought to himself.
March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are toi okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his fusil, carabine on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)

Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!

Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic volley-ball Tournament?

Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!

Rico: WHAT?

Private: oh deer.

Skipper: *spits out poisson Coffee* CANCELED?

Kowalski: Yes.

Private: Why Would They Do That?

Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket...
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"Gin." Private a dit as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are toi so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The manchot, pingouin felt the poisson dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, toi okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering manchot, pingouin didn't and...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The manchot, pingouin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help par digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are toi a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: toi can.

Kowalski: Yay! I l’amour lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then toi can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother par his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched par the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice a dit as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! toi may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, toi are not a woman, toi are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can toi feel true emotions yourself?

User: toi are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, toi are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: salut that's what the Skipper manchot, pingouin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, toi can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien a dit that toi can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do toi think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I a dit I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told toi to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A ours ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told toi the place I know the most about is the place I
hate plus than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people ou the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded par humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will toi be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The lit is half vacant, my mother lays asleep par herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on haut, retour au début of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, jouer la comédie as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and traverser, croix my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! toi TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! toi ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't ou anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are toi doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if toi can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired par peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the suivant scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, toi have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: toi heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop s’embrasser each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rose play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh toi wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the montrer toi will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because toi will watch the montrer nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because toi will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because toi will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because toi will be watching the montrer with tape holding up your eyelids so toi don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank toi for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one ou the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animaux 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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