Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his Friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, toi guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and Friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in La Reine des Neiges tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what toi said.
Skipper: Here's how this works! My team and I are going to battle your sad sea squad using skills of combat!
Squidward: What if we win this battle?
Kowalski: Since you'll know too much from this day, if toi win, we spray toi with amnesia mist and you'll lose any memory of seeing us.
Patrick: And if we lose?
Rico: FIIIIIIIISH!!!!!
Skipper: If toi lose, we eat you! (the Spongebob gang runs around screaming)
Announcer: Who will win? Is this the end for Spongebob? And who will be the "BarfBag"?
Kowalski: (burps and covers his mouth) Sorry.
Announcer: Find out in "Spongebob Squarepants vs The Penguins of Madagascar" coming soon on NICK!!!
Skipper: Commence Operation: AQUATIC ACTION!

egel_0507, Valerie_Verns and 2 others like this

carsfan XD XD XD You could have also put Sandy in there... that could be an AWESOME battle between Skipper and the squirrel... xD Sound epic! Can`t wait! :D

mostar1219 Well, the odds would be uneven. Besides, penguins don't eat squirrels.

RTE33 Nice!!! Lol at the "Barfbag" Part. Cant Wait!

quasomeness You write a better script for a promo than the people at Nick!

Pomfan2011 Have you thought of putting all the characters in this? BTW AWESOME STORY

cattoy10 Awesome, can't wait :D Really, they are going to eat them???? What are they going to do with Patric and Spongebob. I don't think the penguins want to eat a sponge and i have never seen anyone eat a starfish, Can you even eat a starfish???? XD Still, awesome

yasminwinx I like SpongeBob but this is funny.

krazy4kowalski Ah, if only they weren't different forms of animation. It could be perfect!

mostar1219 ^ well, in the dream this was based on, i saw what the penguins look like in the animation of Spongebob

RTE33 ^Like The Jimmy Timmy Power hour series!

mostar1219 ^ absotively. LOL.

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers toi can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But par golly toi are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins s’embrasser Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have toi been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers toi can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But par golly toi are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did toi remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame titre is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a rayon, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutes I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all an round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an heure after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the arbre to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P par Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing par a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown fourrure anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a souris I look like minnie souris but different. I wear a rose bow a rose dress and rose shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) salut where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the suivant thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces a dit it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat suivant to him, looking at the view of the dry dessert beyond the oasis island. After a while she a dit lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that toi miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s rapporter and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the rapporter and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative par the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 an old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do toi want to play? toi can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw toi in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take toi on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even plus fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way plus funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the seconde best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, toi dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper a dit crossing his arms

the manchot, pingouin putted his gun down, and skipper sat right suivant to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper a dit sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he a dit running....

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I will steal your loutre chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he a dit mumbling

"my rendez-vous amoureux, date with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in l’amour with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, toi really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, toi lost, I got the girl skipper, so toi Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she a dit as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs missile launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters jouer la comédie out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

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Pulling a prank on the penguins

posted by Colonelpenguin

Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a manchot, pingouin a dit "Do toi know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i a dit and the manchot, pingouin a dit "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and a dit "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged suivant a the manchot, pingouin a dit "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," a dit private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private a dit angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he a dit it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of toi go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins toi a dit were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the sûr, sans danger confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what l’amour is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what toi wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny jour in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention toi might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He a dit bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...