"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the herbe was go green toi would say it was plastic, palm trees and fruit trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed par a beautiful waterfall. If toi could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the poisson swimming in the crystal water. "No, because toi don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping. "Skipper?! Where are we? And wнч are toi wet?" "You see a river and toi don't think i went for a swim? We are where toi brought us...OH! i want toi to meet someone, follow me. Here's a vine." Skipper a dit handing her a vine, he made a running start and then swung up, let go and caught onto another vine. "COME ON!!!" He shouted. "COMING! If i don't die first." She looked up, it seemed impossible. "Might as well try..." She made a running start and jumped. She flew high and she let go of the vine, "AHHH!" She hadn't checked if there was another one, she tumbled to the ground. Just before she hit the grass, a scaly hand grabbed her foot. "AAH!" She screamed as they swooped from vine-to-vine, she kept trying to catch a glimpse of her hero, but gravity always won. Finally they stopped, she was thrown to the ground, rolled and slammed into a tree. "Eeeh, toi must be of the practising my friend! toi not veeeeryy good." A Mexican/rasta accent a dit behind her. She turned around and saw a skin-coloured lizard. He had HUGE eyes, the one was brown and the other was green, he looked like he had spent to many hours IN the sun (never mind near the sun) he wore a colourful beanie and has piercings in his lip. He was taller than her, but he was as thin as a twig. "Hey Dazilla!!! i see toi have met my acquaintance Starlite! Starlite, Dazilla. Dazilla meet the pain IN the pain in my butt." Skipper said. "Wazzup my homie?" Dazilla said, montrer a peace sign. "Peace out lizzar-dude. Skipper can i talk to toi for a second?" Starlite asked. She lead Skipper to behind a bush. "That lézard is not to be trusted. Not in a spy way, but he has a air around him that i don't like." Starlite a dit flatly. "Nah, he's Ok. Starlite, i'm sorry i have been such a jerk to you, i misjudged you. Can we restart? toi know?" Starlite was stunned. "Did a coconut hit toi on the head or???" "Haha, don't worry. Let's see what we can do for fun? i am soooooo sick of playing commando! i just want to swim and chill." Skipper a dit in a very cool fashion. "You ain't Skipper, what did toi do with him?" "i have re moulded him." Skipper smiled. Starlite was absolutely stunned, but happy in a way. "What do toi mean sick of playing commando?" Skipper smiled, he knew he had found a friend.
"What are we going to do! Starlite fixed my calculations! Well only a bit of it, i'm still smarter than her."
Kowalski said. "Well... i guess we have to try to fix it? What else can we do?" Marlene sighed, she really felt useless. "Skiippper!!!Starliiii!!!!!!!!" Rico started crying hysterically, Marlene and... Julian joined? "Julian? Wa are toi doing here?" Private looked astounded. "Oh, well i came here to be beating up the penguin, Skipper but he is with the sky spirits now. So i will just be going." Julian left. "Random..." Marlene sniffed. "That is IT!!!!!! i have had enough of everyone being panicky! Men line up! Oh and toi to Marlene." Private commanded. All the animaux stood in a row, at Privates orders. "Right! First thing, NO! plus crying, sniffing howling ou any other pathetic noises! Kowalski get the calculations, i will get her scientific calculator from her bag-" "She has a scientific calculator?!" Kowalski was astounded and annoyed at the same time. "Let's get started...i'm comin for toi Skipper." Marlene looked into the liquid-black darkness, as if an answer would return.
The 2 new-found Friends and lézard arrived at the river. "OK, so toi are sick of being serious and toi almost feel trapped in a box? i understand...sorta..." Starlite knew what he was talking about, but she loved playing dumb. "Mybe the best way to describe it is in... It sounds soo 1996, but in song... salut yo Dizilla! Bruno Mars 101!" Skipper jumped onto a floating log, Starlite followed. "You got it!" Dizilla started playing on a styipedly-small guitar.(Please note Skipper sings as Bruno Mars and the lézard sings as Damian Marley.* means a verse in the song
B/S=Bruno Mars(Skipper). D/D=Damian Marley (Dazilla)
"Bruno Mars-Liquor store blues" (you can download it for free on Dilandau.com)
*D/D-All greetings to the world! All of you, wнч is it the one called Bruno Mars alongside Damian Marley toi know what i mean?*
The lizzard was swinging on a vine
*B/S= Standin at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores. It feels like i run this whole block. Lotto tickets and cheap beer, that's wнч toi will catch me here tryna scratch my way upto the top"
Skipper sang he jumped into the water, pulling Starlite with. He poped up and carried on...
*B/S= Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW!*
Starlite was stunned, Skipper could SING?
*B/S=I take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok tomorrow! Me and my guitare tonight chant to the city lights tryna live on plus than what i have got. Cz 68 Citrus just aint gonna pay the rent. So ill be at it till they call the cops. Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!* Skipper jumped onto the floating log again, Starlite just hung on it, they were going where the current took them...
D/D=Here comes junior gong, i'm flying high like superman. i'm feeling like i run the whole block.
i don't know if its because, pineapple krush between my jaws. Has me feeling like i'm ontop.*
Dazilla had joined Skipper on the log.
*D/D=I feel like i woulda stand up to da cops! i saw da duda dey guys. i got a hula a mas! i got a talk and walk talking. And gotta fly make da shop. For kind? And for toi and the best, and kick me and drops.* Skipper ran to the front part of the log and jumped over the waterfall with the last verse.*i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!*
"That was sooo funny!" Starlite laughed. It was sunset over the red-desert."Well, i'm glad i got that off my feathers...Hey Starlite, wнч don't we stay here? FOREVER?! No responsibilities ou nothin just us!" Skipper a dit excitedly. Starlite was afraid this question would come up. "Skipper, we can't abandon all our old friends. What about Rico? Kowalski?Private? MARLENE?" She looked into his ice eyes. He turned around and walked away. Not leaving a trail behind him...
OK the song thing was a try...Do toi think it was worth the typing?
"What are we going to do! Starlite fixed my calculations! Well only a bit of it, i'm still smarter than her."
Kowalski said. "Well... i guess we have to try to fix it? What else can we do?" Marlene sighed, she really felt useless. "Skiippper!!!Starliiii!!!!!!!!" Rico started crying hysterically, Marlene and... Julian joined? "Julian? Wa are toi doing here?" Private looked astounded. "Oh, well i came here to be beating up the penguin, Skipper but he is with the sky spirits now. So i will just be going." Julian left. "Random..." Marlene sniffed. "That is IT!!!!!! i have had enough of everyone being panicky! Men line up! Oh and toi to Marlene." Private commanded. All the animaux stood in a row, at Privates orders. "Right! First thing, NO! plus crying, sniffing howling ou any other pathetic noises! Kowalski get the calculations, i will get her scientific calculator from her bag-" "She has a scientific calculator?!" Kowalski was astounded and annoyed at the same time. "Let's get started...i'm comin for toi Skipper." Marlene looked into the liquid-black darkness, as if an answer would return.
The 2 new-found Friends and lézard arrived at the river. "OK, so toi are sick of being serious and toi almost feel trapped in a box? i understand...sorta..." Starlite knew what he was talking about, but she loved playing dumb. "Mybe the best way to describe it is in... It sounds soo 1996, but in song... salut yo Dizilla! Bruno Mars 101!" Skipper jumped onto a floating log, Starlite followed. "You got it!" Dizilla started playing on a styipedly-small guitar.(Please note Skipper sings as Bruno Mars and the lézard sings as Damian Marley.* means a verse in the song
B/S=Bruno Mars(Skipper). D/D=Damian Marley (Dazilla)
"Bruno Mars-Liquor store blues" (you can download it for free on Dilandau.com)
*D/D-All greetings to the world! All of you, wнч is it the one called Bruno Mars alongside Damian Marley toi know what i mean?*
The lizzard was swinging on a vine
*B/S= Standin at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores. It feels like i run this whole block. Lotto tickets and cheap beer, that's wнч toi will catch me here tryna scratch my way upto the top"
Skipper sang he jumped into the water, pulling Starlite with. He poped up and carried on...
*B/S= Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW!*
Starlite was stunned, Skipper could SING?
*B/S=I take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok tomorrow! Me and my guitare tonight chant to the city lights tryna live on plus than what i have got. Cz 68 Citrus just aint gonna pay the rent. So ill be at it till they call the cops. Cz my jobs got me goin nowhere so i aint got a thing to lose, take me to a place (where?) i DONT CARE! This is me and my liquor store blues. i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!* Skipper jumped onto the floating log again, Starlite just hung on it, they were going where the current took them...
D/D=Here comes junior gong, i'm flying high like superman. i'm feeling like i run the whole block.
i don't know if its because, pineapple krush between my jaws. Has me feeling like i'm ontop.*
Dazilla had joined Skipper on the log.
*D/D=I feel like i woulda stand up to da cops! i saw da duda dey guys. i got a hula a mas! i got a talk and walk talking. And gotta fly make da shop. For kind? And for toi and the best, and kick me and drops.* Skipper ran to the front part of the log and jumped over the waterfall with the last verse.*i take one shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow, get messed up today. Ill be ok TOMORROW! One shot for my pain, one drag for my sorrow i get messed up today, ill be OK tomorrow!*
"That was sooo funny!" Starlite laughed. It was sunset over the red-desert."Well, i'm glad i got that off my feathers...Hey Starlite, wнч don't we stay here? FOREVER?! No responsibilities ou nothin just us!" Skipper a dit excitedly. Starlite was afraid this question would come up. "Skipper, we can't abandon all our old friends. What about Rico? Kowalski?Private? MARLENE?" She looked into his ice eyes. He turned around and walked away. Not leaving a trail behind him...
OK the song thing was a try...Do toi think it was worth the typing?
Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.
Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team manchot, pingouin who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.
Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.
