*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these articles on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay ou be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can toi tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!" Starlite started tearing up. "What was i thinking! No one will ever accept me." She sniffed, she turned around and slowly started walking. "Fine, montrer us what toi are made of King-Kong." Skipper had a change of heart, he realized she might be a valuable addition to their team, after all...What did he have to loose? She turned around, with a smirk smile on her face."Oh and did i mention i'm a good actress?Told toi i can trick anyone, event the great Table-Mountain." Skipper could not believe he had just been tricked, his mouth gaped open "Up high sista!" Marlene jumped into the habitat and gave Starlite a high-five. "Hey, after the guys have made toi do some ninja-stuff, do toi wanna come paint with me? i heard toi l’amour art!" Marlene asked. "You l’amour art! No way!Do toi listen to music? We can listen to musique to! Oh sorry, i don't want to scare toi off..." Starlite had just realized that Marlene had noticed her thumb."NO!!NOO!!!" Marlene reassured her. "Fascinating! A aposable thumb! This has to be some kind of mutation! A nuclear waste accident, ou a surgical mistake! i have to take samples-" Kowalski grabbed her flippers as he studied it."As much as i would ADORE being you'r suivant project and lab-rat Mr Einstein, i think we were busy testing what use i have in this group? According to Skipper i should be the hippie." *she can't help but montrer a very amused face as she a dit this*.And prehaps it won't be such a bad idea if i become the guidance counselor around here." Starlite whispered to Marlene " Marle's do toi think Rico is normal?" "I GOT MY FIRST NICKNAME!" Marlene jumped for joy as Starlite finished the sentence."Have toi never had a nick-name before?" Starlite could not believe Marlene had never had a nick-name before."But toi are the nicest person i have ever met! Even though i have only known toi for a few minutes, toi are soo nice! In fact all of toi are pretty cool! toi know i should spend at least a jour with all of toi we should-" Starlite's excitment was interrupted par Skipper. "I think toi can organize you'r little play-dates another time Startastrife, so what are you'r strengths?" Skipper asked, he had gotten quite irritated."Ok fine, but first i am STARVING! Can we first have some breakfast?" Starlite asked. "AAAHH... Let me think...NO! We are on a tight schedule here people!" Skipper ponted out."Actually Skipper, my tummy has been moaning to can we first have something to eat?" Private asked cluching his tummy."i'm deuhewyuuydbhbvsiks" Rico moaned as his stomach bounced with hunger."Rico, i agree we must all be famished, but may i ask what that word means?" Kowalski asked."Fine! We get some chow first, luckily we all eat fish." The penguins and Marlene went down the hatch, Rico waited for Alice and the poisson (which he received, but unfortunately Alice threw the poisson at the back of him)Rico come's inside with a big bowl of fish, and a bump on his head."Again Rico?That's the 3rd time this week!" "i'll get the ice-pack" Private sighed.As they served the poisson Starlite looked at her plate then asked "Mr table, tableau Mountain, i had a lotta poisson yesterday, can i get something else?" Starlite a dit putting her flippers at the back of her back."Oh funny, what would toi like? A french pain grillé with gammon, eggs and a side glass of orange juice?" Skipper a dit sarcastically."Sounds nice Skipper, but i have wanted some coconut and mangue for a while. And i think i want to find out how stuiped that rig-tailed maki, lémurien is anyway...


Marlene and the 4 penguins stared at her...open-mouthed. A manchot, pingouin that eats fruit? Who has ever heard of that! "What the-" (Kowalski blocks private's ears) -is wrong with you?" Skipper screamed. "You have a thumb! toi eat fruit! And toi are soo!-" He was cut off par Starlite. "You don't get it do toi Skipper? i am not a normal penguin! But when i learn to trust everyone i will tell toi what is wrong with me, so back off for now ok? ou would toi like to land up with an even flatter head? And a lil plus shorter and puchy." Starlite a dit with a very cool tone. Skipper's eye started to twitch, he clutched his flippers and yelled with all the noise he could master, everyone blocked their ears, the porthole shuddered. Everyone exept Starlite, she waited for him to stop, looking at him. "You done? Can i get my chow now?" She asked, smiling at him. Skipper's anger melted as he looked into Marlene's eyes. They showed terrible signs of disappointment, he looked at the new arrival. He suddenly felt a huge wave of guilt, but still kept a poker-face.

The penguins and Marlene headed to the lemurs habitat. As soon as they got to the wall, they heard a scream. They all jumped over the habitat's wall, as they landed on the other side. The penguins burst out laughing, Marlene couldn't help but grin. And Starlite just stared. King Julian's crown had gone missing, King Julain was 100% bold where his crown usually was. "Da King's booty...Not as good as da feet, but its still good." Mort sighed, lying ontop of King Julain's head."Mort! This is my head! Not par bum for the last time!" King Julain shouted, throwing Mort off his head. "Wa...Wa, HAPPEND? HAHA!" Skipper laughed as he clutched his stomach."We dunno, theKing just woke up, and his crown had disappeard!" Maurice added, as he came from behind Julian's throne. "Well, who would want to steal a leafy crown?" Kowlski shrugged, looking at the other's for answers."The same person who would wantto steal a book, ou an iPod..." Skipper a dit with a serious look on his ace, his had slowely turned to Starlite, the others turned as well."Say whaaat?" Starlite a dit with a very shocked look on her face."Who else? toi had a book, which was stolen from the chimps. And an iPod from Marlene, who else has those ironic similarities in their possestion?" Skipper took a step forward, so did the lemurs and the rest of the penguins "An iPod? And a book? Why would i want to steal what i already have!?" Starlite stepped backwards. "Because toi have them now because they wern't you'rs before, so toi consider them you'rs now." Skipper said. "BUT I_" Starlite's words were muffeled par Rico who had jumped on her and shut her mouth closed, followed par Private who tackled her. Then everyone jumped onto a dog pile they struggled for a bit...Suddenly they all flung off. "Ahhh!!!!" Starlite screamed as she pushed them off her, she started running. "Rico! Tear-gas the like-less." Skipper pointed at her as he a dit this. Rico coughed-up a gas bomb and a couple of maskes. He threw them to the penguins and lemurs who caught them and immediately put them on. Rico threw the bomb, it landed right in front of Starlite. She took one deep breath, became numb then fainted onto the concreat floor...