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posted by SkippX101
"Wait?.. So toi think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut a dit that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." a dit Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so toi were right about Rico, mybe he's at the lemurs place?" suggested Marlene.They both jumped out of the hatch, and both landed n the lemurs habitat No lemurs ou penguins. "Where could they have disappeard to?" Marlene asked picking up a half-eaten mango. "Hmmm...What's this? Just as i thought. Blowhole..." Skipper a dit looking at the floor where a perfect crack was shown right where private had been standing, a small rock had kept the hole open. "Looks like a sort of tunnel-opening, lets try and open it."said Marlene optamistically, she tried to open it, pulling it in all directions and using anything to open it (even Julian's old staff). "Lets see if i can do it." Skipper said, he was dying to laugh as Marlene has somehow managed to wedge her two front teeth between the gap, and was frantically trying to get out. Skipper moved Marlene sideways, slipped his flipper between the gap and with one gentle nudge he slide it open."Show-off, but impressive i guess." a dit Marlene, half-embaressed. "Looks like they fell down this tunnel, Blowhole must have done this" Skipper a dit looking down the tunnel. "So lets get in!" Malene a dit about to jump into the tunnel."Hold you'r buck-teeth for one minute sister, Blowhole will expect us to come down this hole.We need the element of surprise." Skipper said, looking up.Suddenly he took out the same tracking device he used for Marlene."What's ta?" asked Marlene looking at the device. "My locator-tracor, i have a location chip on each of the people i care for most.Looks like they are in...Brazil...Under a...MAYAN RUIN?? Well this thing has never lied to me, thats how i found toi when the masked pain caught you." "So toi do care about me?" a dit Marlene with a smirk, looking at one of the flashing dots, montrer her current location. "Uhhh...We will talk about that later salut Marlene?" Skipper a dit embaressed. "Well, we will have to go and rescue them first, we will need some supplies"...

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!! " Private yelled as he slid down the tube, it was just a tunnel with a slippery goo on the bottom so that he couldnt stop sliding. "AHHHHHHHH!!! OW! My VERTABRATE AND VOCAL CORDS!!!" Kowalski had just come crashing into private with a inter-connecting tube. Suddely they both fell on a concrete floor, where their flippers, feet and bellies were locked onto a mur with straps. Private looked around, Rico, Julian, Maurice and Mort were all strapped onto a similar mur (exept for Mort had somehow landed upside-down and was now curently trying to get to Julians feet).They had landed in a room only lit y one small light-bulb that was in the celing, which seemed a million miles away. "Well...PEN-GU-INS we meet once again, exept now it shall be the last! HAHAHA!!!" it was Blowhole coming out from a dark corner. "Blowhole!!" a dit the three trapped penguins."OHH! Its the Dolphin! Eh wats up?By the way toi never gave me my jet-ski." a dit Julian. "Where is Skipper? I thought we had them all!!! And the O-TTE-R!! Nevermind, this only slows down my plan, once i have captured them when they come to you'r rescue i will commince my plan." "Which is what exactly?" asked Kowalski, bored."I was just getting to that!!! First i shall capture all of you-" "Which toi have failed at" Kowlaski interrupted."Hehehe, quite miserably at if i may add" private giggled. "THEN i shall read all you'r minds, copy all you'r memories-" "You have already done that." Kowalski said. "Oh ya!!! I remember that! We all sang like freaks and Skipper beat you'r butt, even though he had forgotten everything he knew!! HAHA!!" laughed Maurice."Hehe epicfailur" Rico laughed, coughing up a few herring. "Then i shall throw toi all in a pit of molten lava and watch toi all roast like a turky on thanks-giving." Blowhole a dit very sinister, and with a evil smile on his face. He pressed a button on his chariot, panier and suddenly everything was lit-up. It was an enormous cave, and about 100 metres away, was a 200 metere drop. Then there was a lake-sized pit of molten lava."I was wondering why it was so hot in here." a dit private petrified...

"OK...We have everything we can carry in these bags, but we need more." Skipper a dit to Marlene back in the HQ.They both had a backpack filled with bombs and ropes and fish. "But where could we keep it? The only l’espace large enough to carry plus weapons is...You'r stomach." marlene a dit with a devilish grin. "Insult!!!" Skipper cried offended. "Thats watcha get for mocking my teeth! Well, we could fit a bomb ou a gun ou somethin..." "Ok fine!! But this isnt going to be pretty.Pass me that AKA 47, but toi need to stick it down..." "EWWWW!!!! OK grows!!!" marlene moaned as she stuffed several weapons down Skippers throat.They boath went up to the penguins island. "How are we goin to get to Brazil in time?!!" Marlene asked. It was 9 at night and they were both tired."Hmmm...Lets think...Not the tunnel, not a bateau to slow...How bout a plane!!!" Skipper a dit brightly. "Yah right, the last plane left for Brazil 10 minutes ago, it should be flying over right now!!!" a dit marlene looking at her iPod. "Who a dit anything about getting IN the plane?" asked Skipper, pulling out a grappling gun out his backpack. The plane flew over their heads. He pointed it up in the air and showed Marlene his flipper. She took his flipper, he shot the gun in the air. It grabbed onto the plane's wing. He twirrled her against him in the Super-man pose. "Lets fly..."
Skipper woke up looking at the floor, feeling his head heavy, he noticed he was verticaly placed, he didn't understand until he looked up, he saw something that made him understand what was happening: Hans was looking evily at him, wearing a big, black haut, retour au début hat and a black bow, Skipper noticed he was being held in a vertical platinium plataform, he had 4 cuffs ataching him at it, all his team was outside, toi could hear the song of the wedding. Skipper reacted.

"Hans! what is this for?!" he asked

"I know toi like her skipper, but I can't let toi ruin the best moment of our lives, so in the night...
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Place:Central Park Zoo

Skipper:Good job boys. Now what should we do?

Have:How about we remember stuff like in the past?

Rico, Kowalski, Private:Okay.

Skipper:Fine but no annoying ones.
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Place:Base

Kowalski:Remember that we all got biker nicknames and tattoos.

Private:Oh yeah that was my idea.

Have:I remember mine, Swordmaster.

Rico:Awesome.

Private:Remember when Skipper didn't get enough sleep.

Skipper:Thanks to those no good lemurs.

Rico:hdsfhduhfsauhaslhjs(I remember that I was Blowing stuff up with Julian.)

Have:Ha Ha we was so tired that day, remember....
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posted by Cornflak
An heure past noon time, and the penguins had invited Marlene to their HQ in order to make arrangements.

To be completely honest, Kowalski couldn’t wait any longer. He was getting awfully sick and tired of this depressed feeling that crept up from behind, whenever Rico was near. Kowalski felt incredibly guilty and shameful, having been the very reason that Rico was going through this mess. But it was over, now! Rico simply needed to leave for a while, giving Kowalski some time to rethink his feelings and clear his head. Things would soon be back to the way they used to be; and they would all...
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Note: This installment contains references to North Wind from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie, although it should not spoil anything for those that haven’t seen it. par the way, there's one mild curse word, just a warning.

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“Skipper, this came for you,” Kowalski a dit making his way over to his retired first-in-command with an envelope.

Skipper smiled as he took the envelope from Kowalski. “Thanks, Kowalski,” he a dit with a tired sigh.

“Couldn’t sleep again?” Kowalski guessed.

“Ah, it’s that damn hip again,” Skipper a dit with an irritable roll...
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