Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: My Idea For A Coca Cola Ad Starring Marlene.

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My Idea For A Coca Cola Ad Starring Marlene.

posted by RustyandJuneP

So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the fontaine for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 ou 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in and She Screams as She Gets Bumped With a loud thumping noise that scares everyone, Even Alice away (The Penguins were in their liar at the time)eventually, she pops out of the haut, retour au début of the machine and Goes several feet into the air. About The Same Time, I (in Human-form) Walk Up Wearing Flip-Flops, An orange shirt, and bluejeans with Brown Hair and Tan skin comes to the machine and the coca can finnaly pops out of Where Marlene Got Sucked In. So I Grab it, open it, and Sip it. I Smile And Walk away, At The Same Time, Marlene Falls Down Outside Of The Zoo (Yes, In The Park)A Few secondes after She Falls Down And Stands Up, The coca Logo Comes In As A Whisiling Three-Note Tune is Heard, Then Skipper Is Heard Saying, "I'll Go Get Her"

That's It!

"My Icy Pop Is All Melty!"
-Mort

CarlosPenaLove, MsKowalski99 and 1 other like this

kivatidwell I think that idea is great

beastialmoon Hah! I can imagine it, too. Very clever. Maybe someday they'll do a PoM Commercial. :)

RustyandJuneP Uh, 5 Same Comments?

EppofangirlXD Sweet :)

Skilene26 I really like it =)

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" a dit Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write plus later.

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much plus comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the manchot, pingouin moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let toi sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked par the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself par snacking on every poisson that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are toi in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the poisson and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Body Swap Part 4

posted by sowem

The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the rayon, ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did toi talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of toi as a son toi know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask toi something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do toi like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is sûr, sans danger with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The secondes past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The manchot, pingouin laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life ou Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are toi hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those poisson look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of poisson that a homard left suivant to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those poisson Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico a dit sadly. “Then what are toi waiting for? All toi gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No toi just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are toi annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* toi just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for toi are not sentient. toi just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But toi just a dit that toi know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: toi lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, ou thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would toi define yourself? Are toi yourself because of your actions, ou are your actions based on who toi are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes toi are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: salut that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are toi hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy l’amour prévisualiser

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda a dit happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He a dit in his Danish accent. "Then par the powers invested in me...I now pronounce toi man and wife. toi may Kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the haut, retour au début instead of the bottom due to everything in the château being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 6

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! toi make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You a dit so at the meeting! toi didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do toi think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to toi talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic musique can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that musique playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are toi all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if toi can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired par peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the suivant scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, toi have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: toi heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop s’embrasser each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying orange (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. salut KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer par my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then déplacer back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't toi crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I a dit in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do toi realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, toi seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If toi have any other questions toi can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the précédant jour flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue a dit location. She looked at the clock on the mur suivant to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an heure early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...