Conversion between Regina, Emma and David (The Cricket Game) - Fanmade - * This article is not mine* - Once Upon A Time - fanpop

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Conversion between Regina, Emma and David (The Cricket Game) - Fanmade - * This article is not mine*

posted by magichand

Regina: Archie is dead?
Emma: He's been murdered.
Regina: Murdered? How?
Emma: We don't know yet.
Regina: What did the pathologist say?
Emma: The who say what?
Regina: The pathologist, what did he say when he conducted the autopsy?
Charming: Autopsy?
Regina: Yes, the autopsy. To determine the cause of death.
Charming: Were we supposed to order one of those?
Emma: I think we were.
Regina: toi haven't even had an autopsy yet? How do toi even know he was murdered?
Emma: Well, he just laying on floor, all dead and stuff.
Regina: Was he shot?
Charming: No.
Regina: Stabbed?
Emma: No.
Regina: Strangled.
Charming: No.
Regina: Decapitated?
Emma: No
Regina: Savagely beaten?
Charming: No.
Regina: Jesus, he could've just had a cœur, coeur attack ou a stroke for all toi two know.
Charming: Ah ha, how do toi know it was a cœur, coeur attack ou a stroke? Gotcha. I told toi she was guilty.
Regina: What?
Emma: Let's not jump to conclusion. We just need to know where toi were last night, Regina?
Regina: What, all night ou just around the time of the supposed murder? Hmm, when was that again? Oh wait, toi fucking morons don't know because toi haven't even had a freakin' autopsy. If I was still mayor I would feu the both of you.
Emma: We're doing our best.
Regina: This is your best?
Emma: Yeah, it's not like either of us has any official training ou anything.
Charming: I saw Les Experts once. Well, I saw a commercial for an episode of CSI.
Regina: Oh lord.

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Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot (If Regina had adopted Emma)

posted by KataraLover

I'm curious as to what it would've been like. However I don't think it would be better if they did it this way. I mean there would be a HUGE plot hole about Emma not noticing everyone else not aging, except her. But I thought I'd make my own version of what I think the first episode would've been like. I'm not going to be doing this with every episode because it would just be a big mess and it's not worth it. This is just for fun. It's only going to be montrer things from the real world, not the fairy-tale world. Please let me know what toi think and don't take anything about this too seriously,...