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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 8 mois
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In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an heure down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't toi know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I l’amour my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 8 mois
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It was a nice sunny jour in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter emballage, wrap up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some aléatoire jour in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
arc en ciel Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
arc en ciel Dash: Right... Uh I'm going to help Fluttershy with something. *flies off*
Fluttershy: *flies away*
Pinkie Pie: They don't believe me. I'll just have to go to the world's smartest poney in all of Equestria. Derpy Hooves!
Derpy: *crashes into ground* Did someone call my name?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. We need to find the easter bunny!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 8 mois
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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
arc en ciel Dash: salut Applejack? Sean wants toi to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
poney 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
poney 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
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Article by NocturnalMirage posted il y a plus d’un an
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Got Nobody


Taste of blood in my mouth
Girls in neon clothes
Dissolving on the stage

I’m drunk
Don’t know what it’s good for
Alcohol makes me happy

But then even that
Figment of joy
Lies vomited out on the floor

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where toi are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

Throat goes dry
Can barely walk
Darkness falls on the road
Thinking of toi makes me cry

Nothing left to believe in
Grew bored of the landscape
I got no one
toi saw me for the last time

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where toi are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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The following fan fiction was written in 2013. It has been restored to High Definition

The an is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my Friends I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on fanpop ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the titre when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why are toi typing like that?
Seanthehedgehog: An honest mistake, I swear.
Applejackrocks1: What are ya'll doing?
Seanthehedgehog: Working on a fanfic.
Applejackrocks1: What's it about?
Seanthehedgehog: It's a surprise.
Applejackrocks1: Why can't toi tell me?
Seanthehedgehog: Fine, Twilight casts a spell that makes everything go backwards.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back toi two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let toi talk in private. *Leaves*
Leonard: Andy thinks, you're seeing mares for prostitution.
Lewis: What gave him that idea?
Leonard: Three years ago, he saw you-
Lewis: Hey, that was three years ago. That mare he saw me with? She paid me 80 bucks for helping her get her car fixed.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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To see the three main characters, and their car, go to this link: link

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me plus booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!

Outside of the bank.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYm_5VN0uvo

salut

I'm going to do something that might make toi angry

If you're mentioned in this article that is

I'm going to type down what toi say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us par god, and Jésus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that plus episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of Siri* How is everyone doing today?
SeanTheHedgehog: Great. Would toi mind taking a look at these pictures I posté on your club?
Alinah09: Oh no. I cannot do that.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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This fanfic is a combination of My Little poney with a movie called Duel. If toi have not seen Duel, then toi should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did toi get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need toi to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the liste with toi in case toi forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutes later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was going very slow, and the smoke was causing Pinkie to cough.

Pinkie: Why so slow? *coughs*

After 20 secondes Pinkie drove past the big rig.

Pinkie: *listening to radio*
radio announcer: Now, up suivant is Frankie Nylon & The Colts with Why Do Foals Fall In l’amour
big rig driver: *drives past Pinkie nearly hitting her*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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This is my very first Christmas fan fiction from 2012. May not be Christmas yet, but I hope toi enjoy it anyway.

Aah christmas time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and citrouille were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it, but fell to the floor. Pinkie smiled, it was her favori thing to do other then making cupcakes. "We'll do some plus tomorrow." When Pinkie got back to her job she saw arc en ciel Dash. "DASHIE!" She shouted. "Hi Pinkie Pie, how are toi doing today?" arc en ciel Dash asked. "Today is great." Pinkie a dit bouncing around. "I almost got Pound and citrouille to walk." "Walking?" Dash asked, "Don't toi think it's too early to teach them how to walk?" Before Pinkie could respond Mr. Cake told her she could hang with arc en ciel Dash. "Ok, thanks." Pinkie replied happy. The two ponies walked together asking what they wanted...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over par the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this, I gotta let toi go *kills Con Mane*

A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.

P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got toi into this Con?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do toi still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do toi insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're late 0007.
Con: Sorry 0006 I got stuck in the bathroom.
John: Ready to save the jour again?
Con: With you, I'm always ready.

The two ponies then walked toward some explosive containers.

John: Set the bomb to go off in 6 minutes. And Con?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German poney 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him par the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German poney 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If toi tell the truth, toi live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares at Von Waldheim* A big stallion, in a grey suit. A hat. I think.
Schmidt: *Arrives* Sir. Labiche never left the hotel.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looks at Maurice, and looks at the soldiers interrogating him* Let him go.

They left, and Maurice sighed, relieved that they were no longer torturing him.

At 6:45, it was starting to get dark. Labiche left his room, dressed in his railroad uniform.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th jour of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a manteau hanger. He slowly walks around the museum. Stopping between several paintings, he walks slowly again towards a light switch. He stops to turn the light on that focuses on a painting hanging on the wall.*

Another light turns on, this one being turned on par a mare, the owner of the museum. Her name was Miss. Villard.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" heure

May 21, 1951

toi already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the jour off. So we got toi another poney to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday toi can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted toi to know that a poney came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well, he seemed like a nice pony, and I thought toi two would make great friends.
Bob: Okay. I'm not expecting any visitors for another ten minutes, so I guess now would be the perfect time to go see him. *Walks out of office* Where is he?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.

GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to cloche, bell tower*
Con: *follows*

par the time Con arrived at the haut, retour au début of the cloche, bell tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 5: War poney

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Los Angeles for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for toi to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want toi to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: toi no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on toi guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme écriture for the rest of my life.

fantaisie time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy! *Reading themes* What I want for christmas is a baseball bat. toi call that a paragraph?! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the suivant one* Great amount of detail, but the margins! Margins! F!! *Writes a big F on the theme, and reads the suivant one* A new watch, and red pair of sneakers. *Writes a big F on the theme* If I have to give out one more- *Looking at Ralphie's theme* Well well. Ralphie Parker. Let's see what we got here. *Reading theme, and falls in l’amour with it* Oh! The theme I've...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas musique with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared to celebrate the glorious holiday.

Band Ponies: *Playing Jingle Bells*
Colts & Fillies: *Walking to a toystore*
Adult Ponies: *Driving cars*
Police Pony: *Controlling traffic, and blowing whistle*
Ponies: *By a feu in a oil drum, and singing* Joy, going down the mountain, where Jésus Christ was born!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: montrer business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *Driving a Big Boy pulling a passenger train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if toi want this commercial in theaters we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: ou anyone that works here
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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L.P means Las Pegasus

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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel par a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that our tax system has come to be unequestrian. Death in taxes may be inedible, but unjust taxes are not. The first Equestrian Revolution was fought on an unshakable conviction. Taxation without representation is irrelevant. Two centuries later, a seconde equestrian-
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a plus d’un an
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This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up plus stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw toi enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are toi doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions, I bring to toi Goldhoof

Starring Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
cidre fort, applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean poney as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
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