Elements of Cringe: The Invasion

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arc en ciel Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash toi made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was donné this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, ou something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

arc en ciel Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 plus weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her animaux a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the animaux a valentine's jour card. So I'm making some right...

Mare: *Pushing a shopping chariot, panier through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have toi ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well toi better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do toi know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...

Tom went to a nearby tabouret to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules par the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away ou I'll coup de poing toi in...

Song: link

Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.





The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy43 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik...

#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like toi wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pâtes, pâtes alimentaires ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3:...

The suivant day, Tim, and Julia were undercover in Tim's Viper. They stopped on The Round Freeway to check the cars there.

Tim: *Looking through a pair of binoculars*
Julia: See anything?
Tim: Not yet. Not a single Nissan is on this freeway.
Julia: Let's get off this freeway.
Tim: *Drives, and heads onto the exit* Where should we head to next?
Julia: Take a left, and head for Main Street.

By the time they got to the intersection on Main Street, they saw Elias in his car

Song: link

Elias: *Passes the intersection*
Tim: That's him. *Turns right*
Julia: *Puts a police light on the roof, and turns on the siren*...

Song (Start at 7:02): link

Julia: *Driving the M4 on The Highway*

Episode 12: Stakeout

Special Guest étoile, star Elias Aldrin from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim & Julia pulled into a Burger King suivant to Shadow Lake.

Julia: *Stops behind five cars in the drive-in section*
Tim: *Looks at Shadow Lake*

Stop the song

Tim: A lot of ponies are in the lake today.
Julia: It's warmed up rather quickly. Hasn't it?
Tim: Well, this city's not like most places in Jersey. Everywhere else, it's in the mid 50's, but here, it's already reached 79, and it's been like that since March.

Up north on Helsun, Elias stopped at a bank, and...

On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, toi stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. toi really want me to do that?
Officer 9: toi have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run toi down will be chased down par us. Not a single poney has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...

Victor, and Charlie were at the base when several of their soldiers arrived.

Victor: Did toi get them all?
Vietnamese poney 94: We shot down both choppers.
Victor: That doesn't mean anything. Some ponies may have survived. Did toi kill them all?
Charlie: Tell the truth! We need to know if there are any survivors!
Vietnamese poney 94: I think there may have been some survivors from one of the helicopters. We only managed to shoot off a blade.
Victor: Go back with your squad, bring mortars, and go kill the survivors.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running away*

Guy, and his Friends were getting close to the South...

Song: link

Dan got out of the hospital, and was back in action.

Tim: How are toi feeling Dan?
Dan: Great. Andy? Mercedes? How are toi two doing?
Mercedes: We're doing good, but we'd like to be in the same car with you.
Dan: toi know what the Captain said. The maximum amount of ponies in one car is two.

Stargazer entered Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Stargazer: Now we meet up with the others on Green Drive, and have our drag races.
Black Tuesday: Looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it.
Stargazer: *Sees a brand new Impala turn onto the road in front of them* That could be an undercover car in front of us.
Black Tuesday:...

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday were in their car under the highway.

Silverado Pony: From here to the auto shop.
Stargazer: You're on.
Flag Pony: 3! 2! 1! Go!
Stargazer: *Floors it, and watches the Silverado poney get in front of him, but he begins to catch up*
Ponies: *Watching from the autoshop*
Stargazer: *Makes it to the autoshop first, and stops the car sliding it sideways*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Silverado Pony: *Stops*
Stargazer: How was that?! Huh?
Black Tuesday: Give us our five hundred.
Silverado: If toi do that again, I'll give toi five thousand.
Stargazer: Deal.

They lined up for another race, heading...