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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. par stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money toi owe me.

Master Sword: I owe toi money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.

(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a arbre while an orange poney and rose poney hit him with sticks.)

Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)

Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!

Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.

(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)

Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)

Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!

FISHING:

(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)

(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)

Master Sword: Good job.

BIRD WATCHING:

(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)

(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)

(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).

Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.

Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.

(Indian musique plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a rose pony.

Sword: Tonight, toi become a man.

rose Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!

(The girl whimpers.)

Big foot appears.

Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)

(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!

Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)

Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!

SHORTLY AFTER:

(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)

Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!

Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.

END OF SHORT:
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, toi stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. toi really want me to do that?
Officer 9: toi have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run toi down will be chased down par us. Not a single poney has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...
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Victor, and Charlie were at the base when several of their soldiers arrived.

Victor: Did toi get them all?
Vietnamese poney 94: We shot down both choppers.
Victor: That doesn't mean anything. Some ponies may have survived. Did toi kill them all?
Charlie: Tell the truth! We need to know if there are any survivors!
Vietnamese poney 94: I think there may have been some survivors from one of the helicopters. We only managed to shoot off a blade.
Victor: Go back with your squad, bring mortars, and go kill the survivors.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running away*

Guy, and his Friends were getting close to the South...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
added by Jade_23
Source: Deviantart, Tumblr
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Dan got out of the hospital, and was back in action.

Tim: How are toi feeling Dan?
Dan: Great. Andy? Mercedes? How are toi two doing?
Mercedes: We're doing good, but we'd like to be in the same car with you.
Dan: toi know what the Captain said. The maximum amount of ponies in one car is two.

Stargazer entered Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Stargazer: Now we meet up with the others on Green Drive, and have our drag races.
Black Tuesday: Looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it.
Stargazer: *Sees a brand new Impala turn onto the road in front of them* That could be an undercover car in front of us.
Black Tuesday:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Stargazer, and Black Tuesday were in their car under the highway.

Silverado Pony: From here to the auto shop.
Stargazer: You're on.
Flag Pony: 3! 2! 1! Go!
Stargazer: *Floors it, and watches the Silverado poney get in front of him, but he begins to catch up*
Ponies: *Watching from the autoshop*
Stargazer: *Makes it to the autoshop first, and stops the car sliding it sideways*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Silverado Pony: *Stops*
Stargazer: How was that?! Huh?
Black Tuesday: Give us our five hundred.
Silverado: If toi do that again, I'll give toi five thousand.
Stargazer: Deal.

They lined up for another race, heading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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Applejack: Well, I'll admit. I've lived in these parts my whole life and I've never seen this before.

Spike: There's also supposed to be a château that goes with it.

Applejack: But I still don't see what this has to do with toi and I bein' friends.

Twilight: Another poney named Starlight Glimmer used this map to travel through time and change things in the past. For some reason, the map's here but everything else is different!

Applejack: Different how?

Saten: Well, for one thing, where we come from, there's no war with King Sombra.

Twilight: Yeah.. Maybe toi could tell us how the war started, then...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
What is actually our background... Tell us more...

Steven - I'm Steven... I lived in Ponyville for long time always abused par parents and poor from start... I... Murdered my father at age 14.

Joel - I'm Joel. I lived in Canterlot for long time. But we moved on orther continent to United Kingdom. I was bullied in school because I was different.

Damien - My name is Damien. I was living alone on streets of... I don't even know. No education and no parents hitted me.

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Dimitri - Easy job break my guy out of convoy...




I didn't knew the explosion would take on them so hard...
We broke...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tate
Tate
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing par his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a poney driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arc en ciel Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
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The suivant morning, arc en ciel Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

Rainbow Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The or Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right suivant to the train station. We saw some of The or Gunslinger's cronies chargement up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will...
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posted by WWEChampion16
I could just imagine what the best Christmas ever would be,

Santa goes to Ponyville to arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse and ask her to come with him on his sleigh so a fan of hers can meet her. They go through the portal to our world and at my house. Santa tells Dashie to sleep in the stockage, empoissonnement until I get up in the morning. When I see Dashie I can't believe my eyes and start to cry. Then the doorbell rings as I open the door my eyes widen as I see Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike all standing at the door telling me that Santa went back for them so they could also...
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Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at toi for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are toi talking about?
Tim: toi told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't toi stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, toi two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: toi two...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two hours later, several ponies were scraping the white paint off of the first three cars of the train. Two German ponies were supervising them, carrying MP40's to shoot them if they disobeyed any orders.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Watches the engine for his train get coupled up. He hears some explosions*
German poney 39: *Also hears the explosions, and looks up in the sky*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looks at Major Herren*
Major Herren: That's not thunder Colonel, artillery.
Colonel Von Waldheim: How close?
Major Herren: Three miles perhaps. 88's, I think.
Colonel Von Waldheim: When will they be finished?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Typical car chase in San Franciscolt is typical. Pierce, and Bob were crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Pierce: *Sees Bob behind him in the Oldsmobile*
Bob: *Passing a tanker, and a mail van*
Pierce: *A light bulb appears over him as he comes up with an idea* Where did this come from? *Takes the light bulb, and throws it at a car*
Mare: *In a Buick, freaking out as the bulb hits the front of her car. She swerves, and crashes into a truck*
Stallion: *Flips the truck over*
Bob: *Stops, inches from the truck*
Pierce: That'll take a long time to clean up. *Over the Golden Neigh Bridge*

Meanwhile...
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