My Little Poney Article: New Era : Reborn Episode 7

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
heure 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*
Alex - *in radio* Hardscope is compromised!
Jade - *breaks doors and stabs the Militia* toi Okay?
Hardscope - Yeah thanks.
Hooffman - Alright guys meet in front of his hiding place.
Hardscope - Let's go *grabs his MP-5*
Jade - *leans to mur and goes on haut, retour au début of house* I'll be waiting! Don't die! *parlour away*
Hardscope - Wait-! Fuck... *goes downstairs*
Militia - *speaks with friend*
Hardscope - *enters alley*
Militia - *open doors in front of him*
Hardscope - *jumps on the militia and stabs him*
Hooffman - All here? Good. Let's déplacer in - on 3. 1. 2-
*doors explode and shattered wood gets stuck in Hardscope as he tells on the ground*
Blaze - Hardscope!
Alex - My friend! *rushes to Hardscope*
Hooffman - *shoots upcoming Militia*
Jade - *throws flashbang*
Al'Hakuim - Hahaha! *shoots himself*
Ghost - They Are around us!
Jade - There is no escape...
Yuri - I'll make one! *sends rockets and destroy house*
Dimitri - Get into the heli!
Alex - *picks up Hardscope*
Hardscope - Gi...ve.... Me... Weapon.
Alex - *gives him handgun*
Hooffman - Come on!
Alex - I got toi buddy a little more. Sir!
Hooffman - *tries to pull him up*
Sniper - *shoots Hooffman in the body 4 times*
Blaze - Dragunov!
Dimitri - We gotta go! *pulls up*
Ghost - Hooffman!!!
Hooffman - *falls out of heli motionless*
Ghost - Hooffmaaaan!
*heli leaves*
Ghost - We could take him with us!
Dimitri - He is dead meat and the sand Strom is coming to us!
Hardscope - ...
Blaze - ...
Alex - ...
Ghost - ... Damn it! *kicks Miniguns on side* Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Yuri - This is Fireteam Reaper. Captain Hooffman is KIA.
Shadow - Copy that Reapers.

To Be.... Continued.

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told toi that toi should......
Spike:Oh,why the foins, hay don't toi stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get toi a mice hole,for toi to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: toi had to kill him. toi couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well toi better if toi want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a poney named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: toi know what you're...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another bière I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give toi them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

The Racer 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, toi ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...

Rarity (Legend of Everfree)

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Light Bringer

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Awesome poney pics

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Source: facebook, EQD

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New Era : Reborn Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need toi to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need toi to go back to the base toi used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear missile into Canterlot. toi HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.

- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What toi think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot château is controlled par GlobeX and they...

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And So it Begins

added by Jade_23

Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*

-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-

Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's toi right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rat inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*

-Well. I rather think that this is plus normal than chill life-

Joel -...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir toi are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: poney up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several plus ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a poney in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to toi in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do toi want to talk...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: toi still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, ou do toi wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* toi know where to sign in?
Larry: par the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

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Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - salut I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if toi hit it book he is down and toi win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
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...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] toi mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do toi have something toi need to say? toi seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform toi that Eggman keeps attacking more, and plus of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have plus bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...