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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
heure 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. toi will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. toi know it. 21st is last. toi ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently GlobeX already started bom ING Canterlot.
Sandman - Yeah an-
Soldier - A FUCKING RPG!
*Humvee in front of them explode and bridge collapses as everyone falls down to river*
Sandman - *walks up to Damien* toi ok?
Damien - *close slowly eyes*
Sandman - Help me!
Icepick - Fire! *shoot at incoming enemies*
Firepit - *walks up to Damien* He will be OK I was a medic before!
Damien - *grabs his AK*
Firepit - Told ya, come on! *goes to rock*
Sandman - *grabs Damien's hoof* Come on lady.
Damien - *gets to rock and fires back at enemies*
Sandman - Eyes open!
Soldier #1 - *shoots at tangos*
GlobeX - *flies down and kills him*
Soldier #2 - Pegasuses! Fi- *gets shot in head*
Sandman - Snipers and Pegasuses!
Icepick - Watch out Pegasuses can't fly with pistolets their too heavy so they use knifes!
Firepit - I don't want this... Ponies are... Why...

*The survivors are in lake defending from surrounding them GlobeX soldiers as read comes to them. Not so long in defence ammo is getting plus rare and clear mountain water becomes ugly red bloody water with mixture of Soldiers vomit, the horror they get to see and sweet smell makes some of them commit suicide.*
Damien - *gets hit in body*
Icepick - You're okay?
Damien - Yeah it hit my best it hurts like a chienne but I can shoot.
Sandman - Then shoot and stop talking shit!
Damien - *AK clicks* Shit... I'm out of ammo.
Sandman - *throws him an M4A4* It's from the dead. One last mag. Make it count.
Damien - *shoots plus enemies*
Firepit - HUNTERS! PREPARE FOR IMPACT!
*Jets drop bombs on GlobeX soldiers and below kill rest that are closer*
Hunter 3-3 - This is Hunter 3-3 we are here to save your ass.
*USA Soldiers come from above the hills*
Sandman - Rescue! Hooray!
Icepick - Hooray!
Firepit - We will live longer baby!
Damien - *looks in the air* Lilly... I hope you're still alive... *takes out photo of mare and kisses it*
Delta Leader - This is Delta Force, We have found that Lost cargo.
The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. toi should have had Jerry montrer up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to dîner tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my oreiller
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie a dit that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, toi gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt toi
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: toi want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best poney we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something toi got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well toi can't just stop him, and arrest him. toi got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with plus anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, par Dash's tail.

"Give me a break toi two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, arc en ciel Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years il y a when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly cœur, coeur broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't ours it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This poney warmed his cœur, coeur and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the château gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of toi who have been here for an extended period of time... can't toi feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a an ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the forum section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new votes ou quizz questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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posted by karinabrony
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..

My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me

Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!

toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?

Ponies who sang in this song:

Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack
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