Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.
Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.
Saten: So?
Derby: We already have someone for that role.
FLASHBACK:
Master Sword: salut Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.
Derpy: Is that a head!?
Master Sword: (holding dead poney head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!
END FLASHBACK:
Starlight: Are toi sure guys sure about this..
Saten: salut we're here for you.
Spike: Me tw-
Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all Friends here.
Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but toi don't exactly build to my comfort.
Saten: Hey.. I just care for you, dosen't mean I'm over protective.
aléatoire Pony: (innocently) Hi Starlight.
Saten: (angrily) BACK OFF CREEP! (throws bottle at him).
The aléatoire Pony: (fearfully runs away).
(everyone stares at him).
Saten: ... Fine, I am.. But your so hot Starlight.. Surely "someone" would take advantage.
Starlight: It's only a kids montrer Saten.
Saten: Still has adult references, especially with the current type of viewers.
Starlight: Fair enough.. But don't toi have a girlfriend? Sure toi should be flirting with me?
Saten: Don't worry, Trixie is okay with me flirting with other girls, just as long as I don't cheat on her, witch I don't.. Ever!
Starlight: Oh.. Well, alright then.
Derpy: (sees large statue of Spike) Is that Spike?
Spike: Oh, yep, it sure is!.. Now according to the ma-
Saten: Starlight: (purposely distracting him) Why is there a statue of toi in the Crystal Empire?
Crystal poney 1: Because Spike the Rebelle and Glorious saved all of us from King Sombra!
Crystal poney 2: And then again during the Equestria Games!
Saten and Derpy: Shouldn't we keep mov-
Starlight: Really?
Crystal poney 3: Really! [to Spike] Big fan.
Starlight: Um, when were toi going to tell me about this?
Spike: Nah, it's no big deal.
Crystal Ponies: It most certainly is!
Starlight: That's it! We're not going anywhere until I get the whole story! (uses her magic to put Spike in a chair).
Saten: (in head) I think I'd rather die.
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Shining Armor: Before we go in, I should probably tell you. Seeing the baby might be a bit of a shock.
Twilight: Come on, big brother. I've met bébés before. I expect meeting this one won't be any different.
Flurry Heart: (reveals to be an baby ailcorn, witch shocks the main six).
Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I could be wrong.
Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.
Saten: So?
Derby: We already have someone for that role.
FLASHBACK:
Master Sword: salut Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.
Derpy: Is that a head!?
Master Sword: (holding dead poney head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!
END FLASHBACK:
Starlight: Are toi sure guys sure about this..
Saten: salut we're here for you.
Spike: Me tw-
Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all Friends here.
Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but toi don't exactly build to my comfort.
Saten: Hey.. I just care for you, dosen't mean I'm over protective.
aléatoire Pony: (innocently) Hi Starlight.
Saten: (angrily) BACK OFF CREEP! (throws bottle at him).
The aléatoire Pony: (fearfully runs away).
(everyone stares at him).
Saten: ... Fine, I am.. But your so hot Starlight.. Surely "someone" would take advantage.
Starlight: It's only a kids montrer Saten.
Saten: Still has adult references, especially with the current type of viewers.
Starlight: Fair enough.. But don't toi have a girlfriend? Sure toi should be flirting with me?
Saten: Don't worry, Trixie is okay with me flirting with other girls, just as long as I don't cheat on her, witch I don't.. Ever!
Starlight: Oh.. Well, alright then.
Derpy: (sees large statue of Spike) Is that Spike?
Spike: Oh, yep, it sure is!.. Now according to the ma-
Saten: Starlight: (purposely distracting him) Why is there a statue of toi in the Crystal Empire?
Crystal poney 1: Because Spike the Rebelle and Glorious saved all of us from King Sombra!
Crystal poney 2: And then again during the Equestria Games!
Saten and Derpy: Shouldn't we keep mov-
Starlight: Really?
Crystal poney 3: Really! [to Spike] Big fan.
Starlight: Um, when were toi going to tell me about this?
Spike: Nah, it's no big deal.
Crystal Ponies: It most certainly is!
Starlight: That's it! We're not going anywhere until I get the whole story! (uses her magic to put Spike in a chair).
Saten: (in head) I think I'd rather die.
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Shining Armor: Before we go in, I should probably tell you. Seeing the baby might be a bit of a shock.
Twilight: Come on, big brother. I've met bébés before. I expect meeting this one won't be any different.
Flurry Heart: (reveals to be an baby ailcorn, witch shocks the main six).
Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I could be wrong.
