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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once toi wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something stolen...
Police - Uh... This time is serious. Murder.
Slash - Huh?
Police - Well *hands over files*
Slash - *opens the files*
Ace - *sees photo* Oh my.
Police - The six Ponies had sleepover. Owner of dragon is Princess TwilightSparkle. The dragon was found cut open in the morning in bathroom. It's terrible. His cœur, coeur was removed and placed in Twilight bedroom. His tail is missing and his head was found in the map room.
Slash - Interesting.
Ace - Can we solve this?
Slash - Time will tell. Lead me to crime scene.

-Bathroom-

Slash - *looks around* Blood around, Tailess, Headless body with open ribcage. Blood on... A sink... And cealing... No weapon around... Hm? A bloody cloth in a corner...
Ace - toi can say that much par just looking around?
Slash - Hm... Can I speak with TwilightSparkle?
Police - Yes of course.

-Interrogation Room-
Twilight - ...
Slash - Hm? toi look rather calm.
Twilight - I... Don't know...
Slash - I didn't asked toi any questions.
Twilight - Uh.. Um...
Slash - Calm down. I won't hurt you.......
yet..
Twilight - Hm...
Slash - Tell me everything that happens that night.
Twilight - Well... When my Friends came Spike was asleep and then... We were doing mare stuff at my room and then we gone sleep that's all...
Slash - Hm. All toi say...*Slams the table* awkwardly non-detailed. Tell me... What toi saw in middle of night.
Twilight - W-what nothing I.. Uh *looks away*
Slash - ...
Ace - We don't have time for that *looks her in the eyes*
Twilight - OK well... Then... I saw RainbowDash leaving room... She a dit she is going to the bathroom.
Ace - Oh! She is the Killer!
Slash - Wrong... Stop assuming things. Let's start talking with her next.


-1 heure later-

RD - What is it?
Slash - Toilet break. Middle of night. What toi saw.
RD - Hm? Are toi suspecting me?
Ace - Who wouldn't.
RD - Tch...
Slash - Just tell us everything
RD - So what I woke up I looked on all my 4 Friends I went to toilet and... I heard something but I didn't cared so I kept going and there I left bathroom and went back to room go my 5 Friends geez.
Slash - That's all..
Police - *Takes RD out of the room*
Ace - ...
Slash - toi saw that...
Ace - Eh?
Slash - 4 Friends suddenly change to 5...
Ace - Oh...
Slash - We miss one...Cloth... Dragon... Huh... We have to check one plus thing.
Ace - And it's?
Slash - dragons room.

-Spikes room - castle-

Slash - *scratches*
Ace - Sir... I found... Ehm... Pair of stockings perhaps.
Slash - Hmmm
Twilight - That's Rarity made stockings! She wore them when she went sleeping.
Ace - Huh!
Slash - To pinpoint that... *opens desk* hmmm?
Twilight - There should be gens here!
Ace - We all know now.
Slash - That was... Way easy...

-enterance to castle-

Rarity - Keep your hoofs away from me!
Police - *sighs*
Slash - Welcome murderer.
Rarity - Huh? What are toi talking about.
Slash - Let me explain. Rarity as poney she is like gems. toi see over time Ponies change. She went to his room in night and romanced him. Quiet easily she took gems and tried to hide them for morning. The one problem was choice of place. Bathroom - commonly used thing. She had a couteau with her because of gem place. One tille can be flipped up. She wanted to hide them there. Spike found her on act and she stabbed him in the head. Ponies lose their mind after murder. She cutted his head and tail off, proceeded to cutting him open and moving his organs around. But she is a clumsy couteau user... She cutted herself. Cleaned the blood in the sink, she proceeded and wiped her hands. Some blood left one her hoofs making the cloth found in toilet bloody. She went sleep. The gems are still there.
Rarity - toi have no proof!
Slash - *grabs her cutted hoof* Hm?
Rarity - I'm seeing it could be that!
Ace - The blood on sink is yours *shows DNA report*
Rarity - No...
Police - *takes her away* You're under arrest for slaughter.
Rarity - Noooooo!

-Later-

Ace - Nice job boss.
Slash - We did it barley... *smokes*
Ace - Hm?
Slash - Check autopsy.
Ace - Huh... Death par choking? Unknown DNA! toi lied!
Slash - Someone else killed him. Now it's time for real investigation.
Ace - What?
Slash - *smokes* Someone tries to kill Main six... He uses same tricks as my sis-
Ace -What?
Slash - *smacks ace head* noting idiot. Let's get going...





To Be Continued.
posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can déplacer the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything toi need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And toi don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything toi want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's plus like...
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RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR Friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE toi JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT toi WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST l’amour lire YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T toi SAY toi HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT toi PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. toi will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. toi know it. 21st is last. toi ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can toi tell me how toi got an insider to déplacer Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one plus job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the loup pack. Those sluts a volé, étole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if toi can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And seconde will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen par higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Rebelle 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired par many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - salut Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- salut don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and toi weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until suivant week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see toi all again!

Fluttershy, arc en ciel Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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added by windwakerguy43
Everyone in the poney Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's montrer them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* toi sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, toi killed five of the guards, and toi don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting suivant to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: toi ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're toi doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of foins, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on nourriture for Angel, and toi do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I l’amour to drink me some bière and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I l’amour my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock ou rap?

I just hate country music, and if toi like it, don't send me hate.
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor