My Little Poney Article: The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time il y a when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one poney that survived and was donné a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed par child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
poney - The prices went up again...
poney 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
poney - Shut up toi don't even work, toi feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like that... Eh... Can't be bothered...
Revolutionist - *drags princess in allay* finally I can kill you!
Shadowknight - hmm? Someone trying to kill younger princess... Occasion for some money! *grabs his dagger and runs up to revolutionist*
Revolutionist - huh? *turns to him*
Shadowknight - *stabs the Revolutionist* don't make me kill you...
*revolutionist runs away*
Shadowknight - Are toi okay younger princess?
Y.Princess - Hm? Yes! Hooray for my hero!
Shadowknight - *looks at sun* crap I'm late *runs to inn*
Y.Princess - Byeee Heroooo!
Shadowknight - *runs inside inn* Sorry I'm la-
Knight - Take his son too!
*they knock him out*
.
..
...
Shadowknight - *opens eyes* where... I am...
poney - Traitor! Execute him!
Shadowknight - Oh... I was accused for being a traitor... Is it where I die... It's all your fault father...
Executioner - *grabs axe*
Princess - Look my sister this is how traitors end...
Y.Princess - Ohh... *walks up to Shadowknight* hm?
Executioner - ahm?
poney - What is happening ...
Princess - Do toi know this traitor?
Y.Princess - How he is a traitor when he saved my life?
poney - saved...
Princess - ...life?!

*30 minutes later the preparation room in castle*

Shadowknight - *sits on chair* *sigh* what is happening...
Maid - *opens doors* The princesses are calling.
Shadowknight - I Lost house now what can go wrong. *walks to trône room*
Princess - Kneel...
Shadowknight - I don't Kneel to Ponies I don't care about...
Princess - How da-
Queen - *stops her* I like his attitude. As toi know toi saved one of my daughters life.
Shadowknight - So?
Princess - She requested that toi will become all of her.
Shadowknight - What?
Queen - personal Butler, personal knight, her hero and her army leader.
Shadowknight - This 12 years old have army?!
Princess - Every princess have 100 Ponies.
Shadowknight - Ahh but I'm not royal nor I have noble blood.
Queen - That can be changed *puts hoof on his head* Under my ruling, I give toi privilages of Knight.
Shadowknight - Oh boy...
Maid - Wear this armor and montrer yourself to princesses bedroom.
*48 minutes later*
Shadowknight - *sigh* why me... Oh well... I can try *knocks*
Princess - Come in!
Shadowknight - *enters* greetings.
Y.Princess - The Heroooo is heeereee!
-some awkward silence later-
Princess - Then let's start with you.
Shadowknight - I'm Shadowknight, nothing interesting about me.
Princess - My name is Emerald, Princess Emerald. And this is younger sister Princess Pearl.
Pearl - Hi hero!
émeraude - Just to say I don't accept filth like you.
Shadowknight - Hm...
??? - *enters room* my highness.
émeraude - *blushes* Angel what do toi want *smiles*
Angel - I'm checking if you're o...k *looks at Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - huh?
Angel - *glares*
Shadowknight - Hm...?
Angel - So this is this "hero"
Shadowknight - He? I'm no hero... I'm just a knight... Now...
Angel - Hmph...
Shadowknight - Have problem with that? *stoods up*
Angel - Dont be so pushy ou you'll die soon.
Shadowknight - Are toi threatening me?
Angel - toi don't even have a sword with yourself now.
Shadowknight - Tch...
émeraude - Shadowknight don't be rude to Angel and apologise!
Shadowknight - Never... *walks away*
Angel - *sigh* the Heroes tournament is coming up do toi have a plan of fights?
émeraude - Mhm, *looks at paper* huh... That must be a mistake...
Angel - *looks at paper* Me VS Shadowknight!? Ugh... Too easy...

-Shadowknight room-

Shadowknight - *sigh* tournament and all, this is happening too fast... *looks at sword* a sword that was donné to me par my father from prison. Let's see if I will be able to change it into my main wepon...

To be continued...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The poney in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a poney in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...

Awesome poney pics

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Project VOID Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.

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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, toi got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: toi must be a mind reader, I was just about to call toi down here.
Julia: What did toi want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need toi to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: toi know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A short time il y a in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be a dit for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the poney Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, arc en ciel Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...

Gran Turismo Episode 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting suivant to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: toi two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn a volé, étole my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 104 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad poney 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad poney 30: *Also watching the tree* toi know when the train gets here?
Railroad poney 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad poney 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad poney 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is plus action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E2 Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad toi enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) salut good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 3

posted by Canada24

Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when citron Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and citron Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, toi need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it a dit sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...

The Train Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A grue, crane finally arrived, and the poney operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German poney 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied par nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't toi déplacer any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful jour in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to montrer toi the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the baie Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Since it's close to Halloween I managed to put both my cupcakes spoofs together as one big story...

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arc en ciel Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rose mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! toi made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten secondes later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: toi two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...

Awesome poney pics

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. toi gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: ou not....

Grand Theft Ponies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's divisé, split it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* salut man, just curious. What kinda pistolets do toi have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda pistolets toi have, and whether they're good ou not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda pistolets do toi have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan poney 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: toi vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do toi suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...