Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New an party and decided to check out that My Little poney montrer I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a mur post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional about the four-year anniversary of my being a brony (which is totally stupid to get emotional about but shut up this is my article). I guess, all in all, what I really want to say is that these last four years have been simply... (bt if you're lire this and toi don't know how this sentence ends I am disappoint. For the rest of you, toi can just scroll down)
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One plus coup de poing will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued