My Little Poney Article: Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ultimate Deadman's Jeep

Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log cabine in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a garage suivant to his house.

Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just déplacer that here, and déplacer this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his Friends on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.

Song: link

Big Tire and Silverado both drive a truck like this

Big Tire: *Going down colline in front of Silverado*
Silverado: *Passing Big Tire on the right*
Big Tire: *Goes through a big muddy puddle*
Silverado: *Gets in front of him*

They both started going up a hill, and as they reached the top, their trucks went airborne for half a seconde before landing on the ground.

Silverado: Is that the best toi got?
Big Tire: Eeyup. It's better than what toi got.

They went up another small hill, and went airborne after passing the top.

Big Tire & Silverado: *Stop at Ultimate Deadman's house*
Ultimate Deadman: *Opens the door to his house* Come on in toi two.
Big Tire & Silverado: *Walks into the house*
Ultimate Deadman: I'm sure toi two are familiar with my Jeep.
Big Tire: Eeyup.
Ultimate Deadman: What if I told toi I replaced the engine with a brand new one from a Wrangler, and upgraded it until it had the capability of going over 200?
Silverado: Will toi montrer us?
Ultimate Deadman: Of course. *Walks to his Jeep with the two stallions* I'm afraid that there's only room for two of us.
Big Tire: toi go. I'll wait here.
Silverado: Okay. Hey, see if toi can raise my suspension a little while I'm gone.
Big Tire: Okay.

With Big Tire raising the suspension of Silverado's truck, the other stallions took off in Ultimate Deadman's Jeep.

Ultimate Deadman: *Floors it uphill*
Silverado: What exactly did toi upgrade this with?
Ultimate Deadman: *Going over 50* A few parts from Land Rover.

The Jeep started going faster until it reached 75. Then, at the haut, retour au début of the hill, they went airborne, and landed on the Round Freeway.

Ponies: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Ultimate Deadman: Hahaha. Now this is where we reach our haut, retour au début speed.
Silverado: *Watching the speedometer* We're almost at 150.
Ultimate Deadman: *Watching the speedometer too* Now we're over it.
Silverado: How the hell did toi get the money to afford this?
Ultimate Deadman: I've been saving a lot of my money for a rainy day. What do toi say we head home?
Silverado: Not until toi hit 200.
Ultimate Deadman: Check our speed.
Silverado: *Looks at the speedometer, and sees that they're going 205* Oh.
Ultimate Deadman: *Turns off the freeway, and drives back to his house* I have an idea for the three of us. We need a rally.

2 B Continued

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the poney world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do toi think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if toi noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...

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The Impaler

posted by mariofan14

This isn't poney related, but I think I should tell toi people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, plus commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...

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Nick's Rant - One Bad pomme

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then cidre fort, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 67 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right par San Franciscolt. They were driving across The baie Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would toi want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: ou am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a poney was waiting for them.

Supervisor: toi Stylo, and...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at cidre fort, applejack when she tricked the western poney into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh toi know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James, and his friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One jour at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking par the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are toi called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then toi would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...

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My Little poney fan Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... toi came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here toi sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, toi shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two ou three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake rive Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have toi worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have toi ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, toi are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, ou evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, ou send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered par steam....

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Googled Ponies

added by izfankirby

Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

Just Be Me Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks toi two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if toi get it on you, toi can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised toi didn't wear that farming outfit toi made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...