My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist: S3E2 part 7

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posted by Canada24

Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

pomme Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: toi can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how toi déplacer up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life jouer la comédie like a high horse and raised me to follow in your hoofprints! At first I thought this was fine, but then I finally realized I wanted something toi don't have – friends!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: [gasps]

Foals and Cheerilee: [gasps]

Spoiled Rich: That's enough, Diamond Tiara! Step away from those blank flanks!

Diamond Tiara: These are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are my friends! toi need to stop calling them such mean and hurtful names! They are working harder to get their cutie marks than anybody I've ever seen! And they will get them exactly when they discover their true talent, which I guarantee will be amazing! So don't toi EVER call them such mean awful names!... Now, will toi please deliver this to father?

Spoiled Rich: Yes, of course, dear... (runs off).

Diamond Tiara: I have to thank you, Crusaders. toi made me realize that I CAN be be nice.. And I WILL be nice... Obviously I've known since I got my cutie mark that my talent is getting other ponies to do what I want... And now.. I just asked my father if he could donate the money for the new playground equipment!

Scootaloo: Never thought I'd say this.. but hooray for Diamond Tiara! [foals chattering].

Diamond Tiara: [to Pipsqueak] I knew toi were worried for a seconde there, weren't you? Ha! Well, I think it's all gonna work out just fine, Mister President!

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Windwakerguy430 Oh boy, I can't wait for part 8

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The story of Black Snow: Chapter 1

posted by jordy_dash

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote par Jordy_Dash, design of Black Snow par Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in poney ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's manteau and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my manteau was a snow white and my...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. toi stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because toi called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got toi covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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What Do toi Think #6: Mr. WTF?!

posted by mariofan14

It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new montrer I would like to talk about is a montrer named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would toi care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the power outage, and sabotage caused par Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are toi alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did toi want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that toi found her. Have toi stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with toi Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would toi like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 66 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled par diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was setting, and everypony was on the rue intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I a dit about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're toi thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with plus episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did toi really think toi could get away with watching this montrer without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created par arc en ciel Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric guitare while flying* I suppose...

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Aqua Marine's journey 7

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a couteau like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock mur behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your jour to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth poney with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet pomme aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) houx cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) salut AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would toi go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an heure ou so (leaves)
Pinkie...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 3

posted by Canada24

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood par my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case toi haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..

YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest poney to work on the Southern Pacific....

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 1

posted by Canada24

This story takes place many years ago..

Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): salut Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the traverser, croix eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do toi ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, toi were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. toi look unique. Just like toi yourself.
Derpy:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As toi all know, it has been at least one mois since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she a dit no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time toi ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* toi have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent football coach.
Saten: No problem.. I l’amour little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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M.C.C Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nocturnal Mirage's car

Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If toi put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8

posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will toi ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded par huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how toi keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....

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Let's B*tch About stuff Number 2 Bronies and their Types

posted by SteamPunkOtaku

As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just musique I Don't Really know if there are subcategories toi can tell me in the commentaires if toi want

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poney story...

posted by AquaMarine6663

I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. par now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...