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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German poney 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him par the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German poney 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If toi tell the truth, toi live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares at Von Waldheim* A big stallion, in a grey suit. A hat. I think.
Schmidt: *Arrives* Sir. Labiche never left the hotel.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looks at Maurice, and looks at the soldiers interrogating him* Let him go.

They left, and Maurice sighed, relieved that they were no longer torturing him.

At 6:45, it was starting to get dark. Labiche left his room, dressed in his railroad uniform.

Labiche: *Walking down the stairs, and stops at the front desk*
Christine: *At the desk, drinking a cup of coffee*
Labiche: *Signs out, and gets ready to leave*
Christine: Do toi want some coffee?
Labiche: *Looks at her*
Christine: It goes with the room. No extra charge.
Labiche: What's your name?
German poney 19: *Arrives with another German pony* Labiche, the Colonel is waiting.
Christine: *Watching Labiche leave* Christine.

Both Labiche, and the German poney looked at her. None of them replied as they left the hotel.

Didont: *Shoveling coal into the firebox*
Labiche: *Climbs into the cab*
Didont: *Looks at Labiche* Did toi talk to him?
Labiche: Maurice, is the track clear up ahead?
Maurice: *Wearing a band-aid on his forehead where he was bleeding* All the way to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Starts opening the regulator*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Did toi sleep well Labiche?!
Labiche: *Looks at the Colonel, and four other German ponies* Like a baby Colonel. *Closes the regulator. He decides not to leave until the Colonel tells him to*
Colonel Von Waldheim: I trust this time the bearings are well oiled.
Labiche: Why don't toi check them yourself?
Colonel Von Waldheim: Sargent.
German poney 49: *Walks into the engine*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Sargent Swatz will arrive with you. The last town before entering Germaneigh will be Saint-Avold. toi will stop there so Captain Schmidt will rapporter to me par telephone. A pleasant trip Captain.
Schmidt: *Salutes Von Waldheim*
Colonel Von Waldheim: Is that clear?
Labiche: I will stop at Saint-Avold.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Have toi ever been to Germaneigh Labiche?
Labiche: No Colonel.
Colonel Von Waldheim: toi should find the experience interesting. A chance to broaden your horizon. Alright station master. *Walks away*
Maurice: *Grabs his whistle, and blows in it*
Labiche: *Opens the regulator, and drives the train. He blows the whistle upon departure*
Didont: *Next to the German pony* Just keep out of my way.

They were on their way to Germaneigh. Or, were they? Your answer will be in the suivant part of this story posté tomorrow.
Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, myrtille Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the château got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the château was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to rejoindre his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to rejoindre Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” cidre fort, applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a cercle in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need toi five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” cidre fort, applejack yawned.

“me too.” arc en ciel dash a dit sleepily.

After a few plus secondes all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the bibliothèque was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True ou not?

I l’amour when a question of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True ou not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING toi DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True ou not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but toi laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how toi guys have been jouer la comédie around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for jouer la comédie like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and plus people.I hope toi all read this.Please commentaire below if toi like.
Let's start with cidre fort, applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: pomme bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arc en ciel dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't toi just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created par our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if toi have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older fan has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey salut hey"'s to make her feel the l’amour and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE suivant MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see toi two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! toi mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The chercher For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see toi now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are toi going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the an 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell toi that. Are toi ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the an 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place toi have here.
P: Thank toi Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another bière I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give toi them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job toi three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would toi like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No plus cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. suivant day, Gordon was sleeping when Case biscuit salé, craquelin walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the cul, ass cul, ass Inn, everyone was sad. A poney was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poney for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: toi know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, ou terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. toi don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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