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real citations par me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way ou anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no plus than what toi expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing plus to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable toi just want to take everything toi own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"


"Having re read cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But par the narrations"


"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"


"I hate hearing my own voice"


"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired par the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can toi get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss toi off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! toi have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm lire your stupid story". If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"


"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"


"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."


"A humor themed personality quizz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"


"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the source of the noise"


"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they a dit they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did toi expect him to do!? Idiots!"


"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I montrer how things COULD of gone"


"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"


"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"


"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of par now"


"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"


"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my liste of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"


"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"


"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"


"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"


"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and toi refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"


"Your die and toi will LIKE IT!!"


"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony a dit "Let's go this way!" And I a dit "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are toi 0007?
Con: Yes. And toi are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do toi need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! toi weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make toi smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't toi be accueil right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So toi think toi can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: toi better believe it.
Toby: And toi won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all par myself. You, Tim, and everypony will l’amour it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant ou invisible they feel."

"There's over a million livres in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before toi a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and toi never have to see me again."
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting toi into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE toi KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two minutes mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot plus FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - salut there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... Slash life.


Episode 2
The renard Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. Slash was ace detective for 1 an then-

Slash - Oh? toi got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that réponses our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* toi ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the suivant Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did toi know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved toi after toi got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called toi for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found toi a gent and mare to rejoindre toi up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied ou set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. toi will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one plus job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the loup pack. Those sluts a volé, étole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if toi can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And seconde will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do toi think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to montrer them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil L claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did toi cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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