The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular jour at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help toi pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting plus ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need plus gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once toi finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one plus paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: salut Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they a dit they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank toi Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see toi two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came par to see the ammunition toi have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told toi Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want toi to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the suivant episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular jour at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help toi pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting plus ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need plus gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once toi finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one plus paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: salut Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they a dit they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank toi Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see toi two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came par to see the ammunition toi have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told toi Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want toi to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the suivant episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One plus coup de poing will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The suivant jour Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. toi have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. toi know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The suivant jour Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. toi have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. toi know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)